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How to Save the World of Insurance in Six Easy Parts: Part One

"My name is Oscar, madam," the small yellow Kacheek replied, tipping the brim of his blue bowler hat towards her. "I'm here to talk to you about the wondrous world of insurance."

by herdygerdy
Changes and Friendship: Part One

She was going to start at a new Neoschool, at the beginning of a new school year, and there was no telling what was in store for her.

by sapphirekira
 
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Have you ever sat there, wondering how other people are awesome at customization and you aren't? Have you ever wondered what the secret is to a well-customized pet? Have you ever thought about what color socks Dragona thinks are tastiest? Well, I can't help you out with that last question, but I can certainly help you with the first two...



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