New Series

	The Dragon Flower: Part One "Amina, do you remember the way to the forest from here?" the Lutari asked the blue Xweetok. by waterfairyrani
	I've Never Felt Better: Part One Lord Tamerson absolutely hated visitors. by catofparadise

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

How to Prepare For Apocalypse

There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...

Other Stories

---------

A Place of Rest
Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

by ntkgwgoty

---------

Such a Snotty Grundo
"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

by dlandwehrs4816

---------

An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17

---------

Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild
What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115

---------

Training Queenie
Barking mad.

by greenflavouredink

---------

Don't Look a Gift Uni in the Mouth
Funny how Maraqua is underwater....

by riverhorse6

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.