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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

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Duped Again!
"Trying to steal another chocolate chip cookie, weren't you?" Sea King growled, with a hint of accusation in his voice, "Too bad you're too short, midget..."

by shinning123

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Masy and Li - The Beginning and The End
"But Daddy, what about me?" I asked helplessly, but he ignored me, waving me away...

by i_love_aisha_000

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Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating
First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting.

by rayquaza_lover

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How to Get the Best Offer For Your HTS Items
Whatever you do, don't panic. Do not accept a fraction of its price.

by jillian3_3

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Taki's Random Comic
What are you looking at?

by takina_rainbow

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Haunted Tales
I did not order that!

by axil16

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