Poetry

	So you want to be a Mutant? (Limericks!) There once was a plot by Doctor Sloth... by moomy_x
	What Makes Mutants So Awesome! It's the survival of the fittest, not the prettiest, after all... by ayakae
	The Mutant Altachuck A poem about a Mutant Altachuck, based on the item description by centotch
	Fetch No More! Under the glow of the full moon The Varwolf calls into the night by weiyannn
	Mutant Items Most Neopians probably could name Mutant Neopets with ease. But did you know... by tatyanne
	Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge! We hope you enjoy your stay... by precious_katuch14
	Secret Laboratory Shapeshifter What an exciting day when you get access to the secret laboratory, Sidling up to the scientist imagining your newfound beauty and glory... by hanna_banana
	The Beauty in Those Turned Away The way that you just turned your head away, I once did too when Mutant Petpets looked my way. by sir_serene
	Things You Should Never Say to a Mutant Pet So your pet is Mutant now, and you don't know what to expect? by crwarrior7
	Mutant Petpets: Cute and Bizarre Mutant Petpets may be some of the most unique, but many Neopians who see them simply shriek. by gali184
	The Ballad of AtaRak Born in Neopia, taken above to Virtupets, to be nursery-grown... by gentle_lil_queen
	Here's to Mutant Claws and red eyes and noxious green fur, Mutants pets are the best, I must truly concur. by drziggs
	The 3-Horned Kau Mutants are all about embracing bodies that might not be seen as typical, but are every bit worthy of love! by mojavecourier
	MUTANTS Zavon writes his first poem about the love of his kind by justified38
	My Sweet Mutant Diary Dear Mutant Diary, Today the day finally arrived... by profebest

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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet

---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...

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