White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	It's a Girl Thing Ho hum. by conniewan3
	Grundos' Intelligence Your first BOOK! by optimystique
	Kiko versus JubJub What happened when a Kiko and a JubJub first met... by tenedria
	Code Blue So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ... by shining_comet
	Stories of Toast Fireness just won't let it go... by quackity_quack
	Good Enough Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... by coolman1162
	Banana Juice Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'! by tewa380
	Customisation! Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws. :O by xiceangelzx
	Life is a Playground! - The new Hat... The new Hat... by larenchan
	The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber Some people should never go into the advertising business. by beachnut14
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Party Time How far a cheap pet will go. by luvas
	Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision. by parisianprincess
	Some News Can be Hard to Swallow Don't take sayings literally! by hypergirl3030
	Sibling Rivalry Can I have a Kadoatie? by evilpuppyangel
	A Cosmic Outlook - Wait An Hour After You Eat Hannah gained a few inches. What of it? by puppyblew_luver18
	Buzz Cut Why can't rescuers just be traditional? by yellow_canary
	When Addressing a King ...there are some things that you just don't say. by prismfire
	Neopia Magnified: Rainbow Fountain If only it were that easy... by coco_dog_92
	Open Heart- Epi 1 I'm sending a pet to my friend! by maiinoki
	Great Neopian Questions No. 1 What will they think of next? by fantastic_beasts
	Speck the Speckled Oh, no!! by cheetah_kougra
	NeoNuts Just one thing... by zakeno
	Brush and Floss! Who knew the Tooth Faerie could be so powerful... NOT! by nomitts
	Amikarashui #4 Random Event Part 1 by bluecloud300
	Clear as Mud: Altador Cup My loyalty for a cookie! by spirit033v2
	Contemporary Insanity Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma. by boohbah098
	Appearances are Deceiving...? Shenkuu goalkeeper, Xana DiLanche, should probably stick to defending the net - and not other teams. ;) by sylverkitsune
	Lord Darigan at the Altador Cup Everyone's a fan. by master_chief63
	Pirates vs. Ninjas? Because everyone knows that pirates are wussy... by togepi_forever
	When It Comes To Competition... Faeries aren't so innocent! by korked
	CrazyComix: Altador Cup II Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!! by samantha13_rose
	Or Something Like It: Altador Cup "Nosebleed Section" Written by lauziloges by kittie_orion

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"Cup Crazy" by funsunny
A blue Techo wearing a Darigan Citadel shirt was trying to jump the 10-foot fence that surrounded the stadium. "Five thousand neopoints for one seat," the Techo murmured to himself furiously. "No sir, this Techo won't pay that much!" He was halfway up the fence when he saw...

Other Stories

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How Sisters Are Made
The backfield is exactly what is sounds like, a field at the very back of our property. It is just as sand-filled and eerie as the rest of the land...

by retreat_at_random

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Pirates, Lab Rays and Mallards: The Time I Ran Away
One of the best changes she got was when Baillyn got changed to Faerie - Dreamer really started collecting neopoints like mad after that one. Jealousy spawns greatness, I suppose...

by usadreamr93

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The King Behind the Cup: Altador on Yooyuball
The King sits up straighter, more regal than ever. "Ah! What a splendid idea! I played Yooyuball myself when I was younger, you know..."

by smurts

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Derbie Azar: Leading the Lost Desert to Victory
She was the star Lost Desert right forward, known for her craftiness, scoring, and flawless passing skills; and she was talking to me.

by cool_gelert_8_9

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The End of the Rainbow: Part One
The young Kougra shook his head, striving to get loose beads of water off. It was hard to think of a glimmer of hope when everything just seemed to be falling apart within him...

by littlej001

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The New Prophecy: Part Four
After finding a seat (one which a "generous" Uni had given up to her after being threatened to be turned into a pile of soot), Jhudora sat down in the surprisingly comfortable ice chairs...

by vanessa1357924680

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