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Issue: 193 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y7

Comics

	Sugar High Welcome to the family! by sugary_goodness
	Mootix Madness - #4 Home Sweet Home I've always wondered how the vermins in your pet's fur would take a shake like this lol by leoness
	Fruity Famille Err... Happy Birthday? by faeriegurl4lyfe
	Last Meal Are Thornberries for eating? by seth123456
	Plushie Battles Some help here... by sunshine_1470
	And the Meepits Outgrabe That one! by kittylin
	My Sweet Randomness Tell me something I don't know... by icee_demon
	Cookie Crumbles Never use electricity in water... by chaofun242
	To Find a Friend Everyone needs a friend :-) by aimeilee
	Kiss the Mortog Kiss the Mortog has it's upsides:) by fire_of_shadows
	Meridellian Mayhem - Flyers "What do you mean, technology's not allowed? The plane has Sloth's face and logo right on it!" by ikkin_with_attitude
	NeoComp Dr. Sloth and Cough Medicine... by chibikatza
	neoDizzy I must be insane... by linzee27
	Good Aim What REALLY happens at Neoschool... by chokato_x
	Glittery Faerie Wings Ooh! A sale! Art by shadih_temporary by shadowcristal
	Meuka Madness I'm cleaning you off! Written by skypupgoddess by shadih_temporary
	Unreality Fire pets are overrated. by sabretache
	All Is Not Fair in Love and War! I see... by mao_mau
	The Korbat Sanctu-ary "The Irony of Big Ears" by kushbi
	Floofeh See, there's this thing called "common sense"... by jupeboxgal
	Starry Stuff OMG!! Cheeseeeee!!! by marilltachiquin
	Changing Times What ever happened to the good 'ol days? by rejenerated
	Weird Neopia #2 The world's greatest golfball! by artnerd
	Mediocre? I think you'll find that medicore is the new interesting. by 4_ever_
	Lenny Sack Lenny Chatter by ickessler
	Middle Class Neopian Instructions not included :P by linnipooh
	Bucky the Babaa How did you come to own me? by simsman24000
	The Discovery of Gravity Not all discoveries are pleasing... by hardlyevolved
	Antica's Antics #2 GGgaaahHhaaaahahahhaaa snort by lukeneedsatrim
	Random Things!! Comic stars get all the love... by sky665
	Curses of Maraqua One of the best around? Idea by czenko28 by ickessler
	Fruit and Nut #1 I'm not that inexperienced... by tambourine_chimp
	Something Strange Careful where you fall... by rapidrat
	QM: On My Terms He needs a little more credit, don't you agree? by naniwai_illusion
	Hidden Tower Troubles Happy Fyora Day :] by jazzyshizzle

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Breaking In

What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. Yes, we would all just love to snatch just one of these rare items up for ourselves, but how?...

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Lola's Love
Robin had never cried. No tears, no reaction. Just……numb. Numb, all over. Or maybe that was because it was raining.

by sunrise1234

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A Gift for Fyora
"Oh, Percy today has been horrible! No one remembered it was Fyora Day. I just had to work, work, work!"

by hottamale0774

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Space Faerie: Just an Ordinary Neopian?
Is there more to this inhabitant of Neopia than what meets the eye?

by unknown_xx

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Evil Plots 101: How to Properly Plan an Evil Plot
It seems no matter how a villain attacks Neopia nowadays, there is always a way to foil his or her plans and a pesky hero to find that way...

by milena03

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TYNG: Petpetsitting - Part Two
The two siblings padded or bounced to the Neohome where they organized the attic room upstairs with all of the things that Petpets would need, waiting for someone to come. Soon, a knock on the door said that they had their first customer...

by xxaquagalxx

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The Shade Flame Legacy: Valrigard - Part Eleven
She said that it was selfish of me to not let her go...and she was right. I sighed. Whatever little voice in my head that was tormenting me was right...

by smurfafied1800

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