Mutant Neobusiness Communication Guide

     In the Neobusiness world, communication is key, and the mutant community is growing just as their place in the Neoenterprises. From board meetings in Neopia Central to offices deep within Darigan Citadel, it is increasingly common you share the desk, the break room and that meeting you almost get late with a fellow mutant.

     I present you Mutant Neobusiness Communication Guide, a quick reference to help Neopians (mutants or not) overcome language barriers and build more inclusive workspaces and reduce grunts misunderstandings.

     Here is a list of the 50 most relevant phrases for the workspace:

     1. Mrruh nrrum tchk-tchk-tchk that means The meeting is scheduled to 9 am NST

     2. Mrruh nrrum mmm-rrah that means The meeting is cancelled;

     3. Mrruh nrrum khrr mruh that means This meeting could be a Neomail;

     4. Grram krah mur nhaa that means Who scheduled a meeting on Friday? ;

     5. Grram krah mur nhaa grrakh that means Who scheduled a meeting on Friday 5 p.m. NST? ;

     6. Gnh gnh that means I am hungry;

     7. Rrrrruh rrruh nrrum krek-krek? Gnh gnh that means Is this meeting still going to take a long time? I am hungry! ;

     Neobusiness Tip: grunts during a presentation don’t aways is a red flag; your fellow mutant might simply have realised there are still 47 slides to go.

     8. Gnah murr keh nhaa that means There is Colourful Negg Pizza for lunch;

     9. Gnah murr gruumm vaa that means Lunch time is over;

     10. Krah vur nah grrakh that means The file’s attached;

     11. Mrree Krah vur nah grrakh that means I forgot to attach the file;

     12. Urr mah nurr vah? that means Can you send me that file? ;

     13. Urr mah nurr vah mmm? that means Can you send me that file again? ;

     14. Krek nah vurr krah that means The system went down;

     15. Krek nah vurr krah grrakh that means The system went down again;

     16. Krek nah vurr krah grrakh? Bruuh jerrrr huuurn? that means the system is down again? What is the meepits in the maintenance service even for? ;

     17. Nrrum vah mur nhaa that means My password has expired;

     18. Nrrum vah mur nhaa khrr that means I forgot my password;

     19. Tchk rah tchk murr vah that means You are sharing the wrong screen;

     20. Tchk rah tchk murr vah mree that means You are still sharing the wrong screen;

     21. Mmm rah nurr maa that means I agree. ;

     22. Gnrah nhaa kurr vah that means I disagree, but I’ll keep it quiet

     23. Hrum mah nurr vah that means Did anyone understand what they meant? ;

     24. Hrum mah nurr vah gnh that means I didn’t understand a thing, but I’m going to agree, he's the king of Altador;

     25. Brumm naa mur vahh that means I’m no longer able to work for the day;

     26. Brumm naa mur vahh nrrum that means There are still THREE HOURS left before I can go home;

     27. Mru mrah nuu vah that means Nitgel didn’t come to the office today;

     28. Mru mrah nuu vah uru uru that means Nigel didn’t come to the office today, and apparently no one is working;

     29. Gluuh nah maa vurr that means I’m going to get a Banana Cream Coffee. ;

     30. Gluuh nah maa vurr mrah? that means Does anyone want a Cheesy Coffee? ;

     31. Gluuh nah maa vurr grrakh that means Don’t talk to me before I can get my Clover Cream Coffee! ;

     Neobusiness tip: mutants aren’t fans of iced coffee; they like their coffee just like the Lost Desert: extremely hot!

     32. Khrr nah murr gnah... that means As we discussed previously… ;

     33. Khrr nah murr gnah krah... that means As previously informed… ;

     Neobusiness tip: If a mutant replies Grrakh after receiving a Neomail with number 32 or 33 phrases, it might be best to wait a few minutes before stopping by their desk.

     34. Rrah krah nurr vah that means Reply to all;

     35. Rrah krah nurr vah grrakh that means They replied to all, and there was no need for that;

     36. Nhuu mah nurr gnah that means I didn’t receive my bag of Neopoints yet;

     37. Nhuu mah nurr gnah mree that means I received my bag of Neopoints, and it is gone;

     38. Krru nah mrah gur that means There is Apple Krawk Cake in the break room;

     39. Krru nah mrah gur krah that means There is only 2/5 Apple Krawk Cake in the break room, hurry! ;

     40. Krru nah mrah gur grrakh that means When I got to the break room, the Apple Krawk Cake was gone! ;

     Neobusiness tip: Krru nah mrah gur grrakh is considered a murmur of profound suffering and pain. Give your colleague some space (or some Apple Krawk Cake).

     41. Mrah vah nurr maa that means I will check and get back to you;

     42. Mrah vah nurr maa nrrum that means I will check and probably forget to get back to you;

     43. Mrreh kah nah maa that means I need this as soon as possible, it’s urgent! ;

     44. Mrreh kah nah maa grrakh that means I need this as soon as possible, it’s urgent because I forgot to ask you before! ;

     45. Khhh rah vurr nhaa that means Don’t copy me on that Neomail;

     46. Khhh rah vurr nhaa mree that means Why are there 37 pets copied on this eomail? ;

     47. Brruh naa murr vah that means The air conditioning is too cold…

     48. Brruh naa murr vah grrakh that means Who set the air conditioning to Terror Mountain degrees?

     49. Uru mrah uru vah that means Thanks, Coltzan, it is Friday! ;

     50. Grrakh krah vurr nhaa that means My shift is over. New problems are someone else's problems! ;

     Always remember learning a new language is never easy; you probably confuse Mrreh with Mru during the first few weeks, and it is all right! Watch, listen and don’t always assume they are angry; despite the popular belief, mutants are extremely intelligent, affectionate and great companions