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	So you want to be a Mutant? (Limericks!) There once was a plot by Doctor Sloth... by moomy_x
	What Makes Mutants So Awesome! It's the survival of the fittest, not the prettiest, after all... by ayakae
	The Mutant Altachuck A poem about a Mutant Altachuck, based on the item description by centotch
	Fetch No More! Under the glow of the full moon The Varwolf calls into the night by weiyannn
	Mutant Items Most Neopians probably could name Mutant Neopets with ease. But did you know... by tatyanne
	Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge! We hope you enjoy your stay... by precious_katuch14
	Secret Laboratory Shapeshifter What an exciting day when you get access to the secret laboratory, Sidling up to the scientist imagining your newfound beauty and glory... by hanna_banana
	The Beauty in Those Turned Away The way that you just turned your head away, I once did too when Mutant Petpets looked my way. by sir_serene
	Things You Should Never Say to a Mutant Pet So your pet is Mutant now, and you don't know what to expect? by crwarrior7
	Mutant Petpets: Cute and Bizarre Mutant Petpets may be some of the most unique, but many Neopians who see them simply shriek. by gali184
	The Ballad of AtaRak Born in Neopia, taken above to Virtupets, to be nursery-grown... by gentle_lil_queen
	Here's to Mutant Claws and red eyes and noxious green fur, Mutants pets are the best, I must truly concur. by drziggs
	The 3-Horned Kau Mutants are all about embracing bodies that might not be seen as typical, but are every bit worthy of love! by mojavecourier
	MUTANTS Zavon writes his first poem about the love of his kind by justified38
	My Sweet Mutant Diary Dear Mutant Diary, Today the day finally arrived... by profebest

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Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant Chia

Let’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Which brings us to Florg. If you didn’t know, Florg is a huge Mutant Chia that was experimented on by Dr. Sloth. He turned enormous and now has an insatiable appetite for delicious Petpets. Some would call Florg a monster. Now before anybody panics, this article is entirely hypothetical. No actual Petpets are being harmed here, and sorry-not-sorry in advance if one of your favourite Petpets is listed here. But, if Florg came to me asking for some new snacks and I had to make a few difficult decisions, then this would be it. Which Petpets will be Florg’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Frowny This is kind of self-explanatory, but if you’re not sure, just look at the name! Frownys genuinely look like they have never experienced happiness a single day in their entire existence. They constantly appear disappointed, exhausted, and mildly offended by life. I totally get it, same, Frowny, same. Frownys are literally known as the saddest Petpet ever. Why I’d feed a Frowny to Florg: As sad as it is, a Frowny probably wouldn’t even put up a fight or attempt to run away. It would just accept its defeat and fate. Florg probably wouldn’t even know how to react to a Petpet that is not putting up any resistance; would the hunt even be fun? Florg might even feel a little bad himself for eating the Frowny. I wonder what sadness tastes like?

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