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Issue: 700 | 25th day of Gathering, Y17

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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 10 I swear I've seen something like this before... glances to Issue 603 by twillieblossom
	Weewoo's Big Mistake That was NOT for you! Idea by tigerclawhead by nightwish_faerie
	Edible Escapades: Part Five Kocrel proposed his 700th best idea. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	700th Celebration Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one! by amarettoball
	Trouble in Paradise: Celebrations This is what happens when you are born near a celebrated day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 5 Game ratios just aren't what they used to be. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	Low Budget Advertising for the Obelisk War Starring the Obelisk Factions and... cardboard boxes? by siuku
	What a Bad Year to Be a Skeith sigh Maybe next year Also by drobit by kikale107
	Freak-out - Fireworks Didn't quite think that one all the way through... by ichigostars
	Neopian Times Delivery Happy 700th Issue! Also by saltsman by saudadesdagripe
	Chia Catastrophes: Weewoo Shenanigans This will work! Idea by shobe277 by lightfpower
	Jhudora's Revenge Come on now, you know me better than that. by mazaii_3
	Yay! 700! Don't they look happy? by vesus10
	Zeesh: Giant Weewoos!? There's no such thing as giant weewoos...right? by the_princess_z
	The NT Archive We're under here! by mustikeuh121
	The Rickety Ship: Weewoo Planet Don't trust these guys. by dimartedi
	Peophins & Unis WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO Idea by horsecrazyirishgirl by replying
	Neopian Times 700th Anniversary! I mean... Just look at him! Also by tkprtyrhd by femu
	Surprise! Celebrating the Times' 700th issue! by cherokee165
	A Different Kind of Trouble at the National Neopian Well, he's right about being wrong. by globetrekker
	700 Issues You've got to be kidding me... by treeword
	A Fateful Meeting - Part 1 Collab Powers Go! Also by gattacaa by winner19955
	The Neopun Times Weewoos of a feather make tons of puns together! Also by angieandanne by _heart7
	*Hands Cookies* 700 issues worth of cookies... Yikes Also by sanamm by admonisher
	What We Won't Do for an Avatar Punchbag Sid always shows up at the worst possible time... by ramotswe
	Nooo! Silly Weewoo! If you have a Weewoo, be sure to guard your issue of the Neopian Times! by _sammy_kiwi_
	The Funniest Comic Ever Take a look before it's too late. They're coming!! HURRY!!! by supertualet
	I'd Rather Not... ..face that angry mob outside. by chylaira
	How A Weewoo Got His Wings Actually, Neocola just helps you restore alertness or wakefullness. Art by roxanna203 by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	Look Fierce This 700th Can you believe they'd show up like that? As if! Also by leila_lea by ilovejonulrich
	The Floating Islanders: NT 700 But he still really means it! by yankeesrule244444456
	Weewoo Training It's not easy delivering mail. Art by airismile by darkroast
	Happy 700th NT Edition!! (Or Not) Maybe I should have done this the other way around... Also by Aethelar by megamak
	Revenge is Sweet - Weewoo Edition This time they'll learn! by mumumuchan
	Guess Who's a Sore Loser? Payback is tough. Also by lennekegirl123 by table
	The Struggles for an Avatar I hope it pays off... Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Creative Thinking Maybe this wasn't the best plan... by pinochle
	Nightmare on Avatar Street Kaboom! Art by dutchese159 by krispykritter6
	Why Weewoos Shouldn't Fly Over the Altador Cup What the?! That's not a Yooyu! Also by wtmoof by louirawr
	Anniversary - Part 1 As far as Ten Year Anniversaries go, this one is bound to be interesting... by caylista
	Saving Weewoo This is why we need wings.To fly away! by wokitana
	The NT Editors Office Prior to Issue 700 Where is Country Queen? by labmom953
	A Special Edition That's a great ide- or not. by cinnamon_girl
	Radical! Yeah. I'm pretty tough. You probably shouldn't mess with me. Idea by bear. by digests

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"Weewoo in Training" by derrangeddragon
"Wow, that storm really came out of nowhere!” I shout, struggling to push shut the large door of the Neopian Times office against the buffeting wind. “Here, let me help you with that,” comes a voice from behind me. We struggle for just a moment before finally pushing the door closed. I'm tempted to collapse beside it, but this is my very first visit to the Times and I want to make a good impression. Instead, I brace myself and turn to meet my rescuer, a smiling Blumaroo. “Thank you so much!”

Other Stories

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Why Are You Writing?
The blank paper stared up from the notebook. Each moment passed felt like an eternity gone by. Every tick of the clock seemed to echo throughout the room. The shadow Wocky chewed the end of his pencil, quickly putting teeth marks in it. He had tried everything; pacing, reading, eating, meditating, yet the paper remained blank, seemingly watching him, waiting for his move.

by anti_guy

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Super Secret Club Special: Septuacentennial Struggle
In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters-

“No, that’s not right.”

The girl in the spinny office chair exhales irritably, scribbling out the lines she’s just written.

by xpninja

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Neopian 'Follow Me' Quiz - Special 700th Edition
It's been quite a while since I've brought you a fiendishly mind bending quiz with a Neopian slant so what better time than now - in honour of the 700th edition of the Neopian times. I've wracked my brains to think about how this quiz could be different to any of my previous quizzes and with a little bit of Flaming Bomberry Krawkade to set my creative juices flowing it came to me.

by daughters_ofthe_moon

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100 Reasons Why We Love Neopets: Celebrating NT700
We all play Neopets… but why? Everyone has their own interests and specialties, whether it be game trophies, restocking, writing, or much, much more. Curious about this question, Olly and Solo took to the boards and asked the general population.

Also by paws265

by 0llyness

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The Trouble with Tridents: Part Four
Firi and Sei left through the same air vent they had entered the Kelp restaurant through earlier. The Krawk had tried to follow them, but had gotten stuck in the ducts. Sei swam back and forth, worried about his trident, while Firi calmly collected her bag full of seashells behind the dumpster. Sei could not understand why Firi was so calm.

Also by scherwoodz

by winterdreary

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Adventures Aren't Just in Books: Part One
“Come on, up you get.”

“No.”

“You are going to have to leave your bed at some point.”

“Exactly. Some point. As in not right now.”

by kitstar1

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