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Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Brothers'n'Sister: Butler "Shlosh" Part I The Neopet who finally defeated the evil monster, Sloth! by kamikatze24
	The Great Discovery Eureka! Art by dark_elfa by patjade
	The Best Owner Ever What an owner will do for a Battledome challenger! by raising_shadows
	Lolarama Boys, Toys, and School Supplies by christian_in_black
	Edible Petpets Part 1 ~ :3 by fwoar
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Meowclops On Strike "I'm not a lab rat, you know..." by blue_angel_alice
	The Imbroglio Darn petpet labray... by deadsketch
	Waffles#1 Who knew that Faerie Bubbles could be so much fun? by sophie_the_chick
	Fire and Ice Cream... Don't Mix! TSSsss.... by honeycourtney
	Normal Abnormalitys #1 : Sick Days Neopets don't like to get sick either... by comatose_slumber
	Tarla - An RSer's Nightmare Some people only live off Tarla's freebies and get worried when she's not at the warehouse... by kerath
	Off Track: Pirate I told you! I'm not gettin' painted! by klipsan
	Pixel Nation You dig up a shovelful of dirt! Wow! by tree_froggie
	Out of Ideas I'm not a cookie. by silmarwen_telrunya
	Omelettes and Rainbows Cruel yes, but we like it too... Art by xxdemexx by xxyoukoxx
	Neo Puffs Some Neopians have bad hair days... by thebobiscoming
	Alternate Ending Who need expensive weapons anyway? by leeloo18
	Floofeh Apparently, there's no gum in that swiss-army purse. by jupeboxgal
	Neko's There's a rumor going around... Written by kittencutiebootie by akakoneko
	Couldn't I Have A Stunt Double? The trials of being green... by zucchini55
	PATOOEY! o_o by qbeaver
	Sock Puppets: Neopian Math Class Sometimes it's just boring. by yoshiverhoeckx
	King Hagan... Truly Intelligent? He ponders all that you have said. by sailoremilymoon2002
	Normal is Overrated You're not hiding... jellybeans? by tamarainian_girl
	Gone Batty Flying fish?!? by kittysmj
	Death By Chocolate Um, yummy...? by lawrenceudall
	This Feels Familiar... It's not world domination this time. by pandiekandee
	Two in One - Episode 1 Ooh, that's a hard one. by roa_and_maffin
	When Meepits and Feepits WAR! In an unknown land... by photon_man333
	The Neopals nod nod by roxanne_vergara99

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"A Thousand Miles" by blackcairn
Ruff? Green grassy hills flowed beneath his feet. In the distance below him was a small copse of trees. He turned his head this way and that but saw no one. Ruff! The sun smiled down at him. The blue sky stretched its arms to hug the world. Fluffy, white clouds invited him to play. Ruff ruff ruff arf...

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Victory Incomplete
It's hard to roar when you weigh about as much as the average bag of flour. It worked anyway. The faerie Acara screamed and fell backwards...

by wicked_summer

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The Dancer's Scarf
After Mage had seen me dancing once, she had told me how much fun it looked like and admitted how much she would love to learn how to dance. I had suggested that she learned to dance, which had really seemed to take her by surprise...

by scar19

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Top Topiaries
It is a wonderful time to start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy some of your plants ahead of time and start growing them early.

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by ngc_5128

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The Only Guide to Neohomes You'll Ever Need
Neohomes are a great source of stress among Neopians. Some homes are neglected, going unfurnished and forgotten. Some are nonexistent, even, just an empty plot of land on someone's lookup...

by athena_supergirl

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Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part Two
The Founder led Orbulon down yet another dismal, torch-lit passage that got warmer the farther they went. This reminded Orbulon of an unpleasant experience he had on Mystery Island, so he hoped the Founder knew what he was doing...

by tashni

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Revisited: Part One
The house was gargantuan, and the landscaping was marvelous and looked expensive. But what did the pets that lived inside it look like? Undoubtedly they were rich...

by puppy200010

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