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Issue: 161 | 8th day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Dumb Ideas Quickly, before someone else does! by aap_council
	Viva la Cheese Why is it called that? by cheezandvodka
	Just Our Luck Quenthar really should be more careful around the lab ray... by kzoolaur
	Rare, Medium, Well Done Concerning monsters under the bed... by nanashineohuman
	*Sniff* "Jhuidah's Cooking Pot" by sukuyumaruchan
	Yama and Ourra in: The Wheel of Excitement Oh so lucky... by harper_1618
	Serious Nonsense Make my own bed? by meganium94
	Complicated Simplicity #2. Punchlines by neo_star_queen
	Some Weirdo’s Comic I THINK I got all the weapon stats right. O_o by mltmlt22
	A Little Grey "Grey Land" by starrkitty03
	Three Uses For A Ghostkerchief Whoever thought of THIS is gonna pay... by tambourine_chimp
	Petpetpetpets?! What do you do when your Neopet's Petpet's Petpetpet is bored? by evilbob111
	Rocko's Petpet Life The most boring Petpet. by jerk_head
	Normal Neopia All this to look forward to... by slashslashx
	Rock Comic Good boy! by moonxtal
	The Makeover Want to get noticed? by tkayjackson
	For the Love of Dung What is this fancy for Dung that Angel has? by raynbow_light
	Wishful Thinking "Meepit Munch" by barbcat00
	Under Control What took you so long? by bonoam
	Meridellian Mayhem- Heroes Never Die Kass is a hero? by ikkin_with_attitude
	Kiko and Chia You DO know Petpets can't talk, right? by shadih_temporary
	Syntax Error Can't even get a good night's sleep... by deadly_saiyan_v2
	Totodum and Turtledee #2 I'm so well trained! by huggsy_666
	Definitely Maybe Uh oh... by sailorsky_15
	Nonsenscal Verbiage I take it Karri still has a case of the Jitters? by laurensama
	The Chaos Theory (returned) "Eww... what's that?" by icegirl720
	The Ultimate Battle CRUNCH by lunabunny16
	Just Another Day King who?! by twink_lingz
	Faeriestones Ooh, SHINEY!! by allelementalfaerie11
	Life With Snowager #5 Do you mind having things stolen from you or not? by moondust_dreams
	Psychotic Stationary ... It's coming for you! Mocking-Dr-Sloth-comic number 1243 ... BUT THIS ONE HAS A PENCIL IN IT! by rhoc
	Diary Too old? by silentcellist
	Floofeh Oh, I see. It's a life-size doll... by jupeboxgal
	My New Petpet It's not a cushion... by moscowmule

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Pride Goes A Long Way
Shitona Town, where the gray paint brush was discovered. A homely village plagued by seemingly eternal sadness. In this desolate town, lived Shellia.

by triffin_

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The Shadows in the Light
"Where is your owner?" it slipped out. I hadn't meant to ask that question, not yet, anyways. But it did seem such a beautiful, nice pet should have an owner.

by legilis

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We Give You... Sand
Bottled sand. We’ve all heard of the swirly, gritty, rather colorful stuff. We’ve eagerly gotten in line for Tombola, waiting in long lines to pull a ticket.

by island_faerie10

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The Many Rejected Games of Neopia
Have you ever wondered if there were other games out there? Ones that just weren't good enough to make it?

by skittleiciousgirl

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A Peace that Would Last One Thousand Years?: Part Three
Lisha screamed. Was Darigan after her, as well, to make Meridell even more miserable? The Lupe, however, had other ideas.

by ikkin_with_attitude

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The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part Three
They entered a workshop, and Isabel looked around in wonder, from the huge furnace at one end to the tables in the middle, covered with all kinds of tools...

by janejinn

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