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Queen Lyra: The Beginning

“Hello, Lyra. Thank you for coming.” The dark faerie with cropped hair walked into the Faerie Palace throne room slowly, her echoing footsteps the only sound for a few moments until Lyra stopped in front of the raised dais leading to the throne and curtseyed perfectly.

by precious_katuch14
The Greatest Prank of All

Queen Fyora has had enough of Jhudora and Illusen's pranks...

by mystie06
Interview with the Happiness Faerie

A tall, slender faerie with olive-green skin nervously stared into a mirror. She was quickly swaying back and forth, trying to keep herself from pacing the stuffy reception area. With Fyora abdicating, interviews were being held to find her successor.

by rocksysmom
Stolen Crown Chronicles

Fyora sat on her throne and gazed out of the window of her castle. She had just answered thirty odd questions regarding Faerieland and the upcoming Faerie Festival and she was exhausted. She pulled her crown off her head and placed it into her lap.collab with tarons

by devotedly
Faerie Wings Short: Delilah's Royal Coronation

Delilah occupied herself with the scenery below. Watching the various Faeries scramble around each other provided a temporary distraction. The Air Faerie behind her had her mouth stuffed with pins as she styled Delilah’s long, purple hair into a fancy beehive-style updo.

by downrightdude
A Mysterious Illness

On the 29th of the Month of Awakening at 9:25 pm NST a royal messenger appeared at the drawbridge to Queen Fyora’s castle in a pastel purple cloud of smoke. He waited impatiently while the palace guards confirmed his identity and let Queen Fyora know she had a messenger heading towards the throne room.

by gray_wolf_1976
 
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10 Reasons Why A Kadoatie Should Be The Next Queen
While most citizens of Faerieland are hoping that the next Queen of Faerieland is someone experienced in dealing with many Neopets like Naia or Bree, or strong like Aethia or Mira, I think those may not be the best idea. What would be a good idea, though, would be choosing a Kadoatie to be the new ruler of Faerieland. Why would a Kadoatie be a purr-fect ruler? This is what I'll explain here, in full detail.

by applepowder

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A Royal Send Off: Fyora's Bucket List
With Queen Fyora's sudden announcement of her retirement, one has to wonder how she would fill the voids in her day that were previously dominated by government and royal functions. In collaboration with Black_Skull725.

by parody_ham

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The River that Flows Eternal
Evett’s breath came in gasps. He was lying on the grass somewhere outside the ruins. How he had gotten there he couldn’t recall; as soon as those huge winged monsters had come, he’d crawled blindly as far away as he could get. He’d never felt like this before.

by movie138music

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All hat, no dragon
"L-lady Cecilia? Whatever is the meaning of this? Were we making too much noise?" Some of the Neovians in the more elaborate costumes had edged over to the dragon, whose head and neck still blocked the only door into the banquet hall.

by liouchan

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Ending on a high note
How to make an exit like a true queen

by liouchan

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Blossoms~ Abdication Part 1 [FOR APRIL FOOLS ISSUE]
As soon as you come, it's time to go.

by twillieblossom



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