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Worst Day Ever

"Have you ever had a day that you wish you could do over, again?"

by 77thbigby
A Little Help

"Do you mean to say," crooned a cool, silky voice, "that you refuse to give me the Red Poogle Toy that I requested?"

by liouchan
The Meerca Chase Secret

"And when we are all completely exhausted from Meerca Chase, what does Mr. Genius suggest? Let's go down the hole in the secret level! There must be something exciting down there!"

by catmegami
Somebody

Life on Kreludor's moon base was not unlike life on the hub planet of Neopia: there was still a lot of sweeping to do. That was Cynthia's calling.

by silverarwing
Unconditional Love

I held Damien's hand as we walked through the endless rows of Neopians who were yelling their lungs out.

by biology_pwnz
Sjörén Earns His AAA Rating

"And we're not returning your lucky controller until you do," interjected Lulu. "And don't even think about using your hidden backup controllers and control pads. I found them all."

by peirigill
The Poking Stick

There are some days you never forget. For Morshiil, the day when her brother poked Ylana Skyfire with a stick was definitely on that list.

by reiqua
Fridays at Night

Tears were streaming down the petpet's round blue eyes as he silently chanted, "Rain, rain, go away, come back on another day."

by vanquishee
The Prophetess's Prologue

When she was younger, still an apprentice to the previous prophetess, generosity was instilled in her...

by encroached
 
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Show Me the Candy



Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy. Oh sure, costumes are great and all because they help you to obtain candy... but ultimately it's the candy that matters. Halloween parties are the same way, really. They're nice to attend but the best part is the goodie bag...



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Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy
Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42

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The Pumpkin Patch Volume One
10 Pumpkin items to get you ready for Spooky Day!

by ilovezacandhsm

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The Expedition of Walter Wesley: Part Four
Splatter. Cough. Sneeze.

"Did you really think you could get rid of me that easily?"

by 2_andromeda_8


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A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing: Part Five
She pulled out the vial of hot chocolate from her bag and handed it to him. "Would you do me a huge favor and run this in the mass spec, please?"

by dogz_rock_98

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Living with a Zombie! Don't Leave Us!
Window clings! I like to think that Poogles and Aishas have suction cup like feet!

by tweakley

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Scary Baby
And I thought baby Korbats were adorable. (Kaellin's not, I guess.)

by oddmavis



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