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Dr. Frank Sloth's Dance Party

I always rather liked Sloth, he's just misunderstood. Poor fella.

by skittles0216
Plastic Flowers

The Xweetok closed his eyes and tried to remember a happier time. A time when things weren't so grey and empty, a time when he didn't have to worry...

by dayoflove
A Darker Side of Neopia

I was named Velnai, and I was a beautiful Red Mynci.

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Like a Faerietale

Everything has a bright side, even your plushies coming to life.

by ivyann204
Prigpants and Swolthy: Hats Off to You!

We are, after all, the most accomplished pair of tailors in Neovia.

Also by secant

by rosabellk

Jackpot

Luck doesn't always work the way you want it, but karma will....

by limenutrocks
Released

"I would like you to release a prisoner," Lord Darigan said lightly, turning away from Vex again.

"Release?" Vex sputtered.

by laurapet131

Adopted

"You lied to me! Both of you!" he said, finally turning to face his original owner.

by warriorsrock965
The Patterns We Make

"Hey sir," came a voice to his side. "Can you spare a few neopoints?"

by frazeocity
Independence

"I realize that Grundo Independence Day is right around the corner, but honestly, what's all the hype about?"

by oklahoma217
Disgusting

"Promise me you'll run away if you see one alone. Any mutant creature. They're dangerous. They support Sloth himself!"

by dudeiloled
Mutant Tales

"Mutants act just like anyone else; they just look different. The reason that you've seen so many today is because it's Mutant Day today."

by solcana64
 
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Dressing Your Mutant



Apparently, you like mutants. I guess that's why you decided to read this article! Well, no matter. We may not have scared you with mutants, but we can at least give you some ideas to dress your mutants with! You may think mutants are un-customizable because they can't wear regular clothing, right? Well – wrong! Sure, they can't wear most clothing items. They're mutants, after all, and regular clothing doesn't account for bigger bodies or extra arms... or heads. But Fuz (sinistrous) and I have scoured Neopia...



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Mutant Day Customization
Mutant Day is upon us again! A day to celebrate Sloth and his most wonderful creations.

by kuroge

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Get Your Pets to Eat Broccoli
There are a variety of interesting ways to add broccoli to every pet's diet.

by jj2277

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Enough Adventure for One Day: Part Two
We couldn't hear the voice of our beloved owner, who was somewhere else in the complex after being abducted.

It wasn't the ideal situation we wanted to be in on our very first family outing...

by 2dancers2robots


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Thyla's Tale: Part Three
"It's—it's you," I murmured. "Arula. What—why—what are you doing here?"

She just smiled.

by chestnuttiger787


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Puzzling Pirates
Why do I even need five cooks on my ship?

by oculusinistrum

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Say...
What every neopet wants to know.

by beatrizdog



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