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Dubloon Disaster

Look, kid, in our profession, there is no such thing as talent, only patience.

by carrieantonia
The Hardships of Faeries

"Illusen... I really don't mean to bother you. I know you're busy trying to make everything tidy again, but I really do need your help." Illusen turned around to see a young Bruce with a tear slowly sliding down his cheek.

by alex_bubbly
The Sorceress's Rising

"Very well, Xandra. From hearing your story, I can only guess that you have some magical abilities. Now, if we could only teach you how to control them..."

Also by princesspesa98 :)

by erroro

Remarkable

Ellis, Rhombus, and I were wandering aimlessly through Shenkuu. Though the city is breathtaking and idyllic, it's huge. We were lost.

by virtuosoe
The Lotus Blooms Twice

What a peaceful day this was.

by kiki587695
A Day in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier

Oh, man. Dragged out of bed to fight blue pests, and I'm still half asleep.

by 1335512
Lenny Conundrum Land

I shut my eyes...

...and opened them again to find myself in an endless grassy meadow by myself. Where was the Lenny?

by secant

Floating is the First Step

Lying in the water, watching the sky... It calms me—until my little sister does what she does best and ruins the moment.

by vortex_paula2
Box of Leftover Muffins

The minutes ticked slowly by on the kitchen wall clock. It seemed that the timer would never go off...

by animallover199428
Sophie's Cousin versus The Neopian Times

"Is it safe to write about Sophie? You know how dangerous her wrath can be."

by a_greenparrot
 
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"Floating is the First Step" by vortex_paula2
"You stop that right now or I'll drop you in the water," I threaten her as convincingly as I can, narrowing my turquoise eyes. This is enough for her to stop struggling, but she continues to blubber like a baby. "I- I- you can't- I want... Waaaah!!!" Nothing attracts more attention than a crying Neopet, and sure enough, strangers on the beach are quick to give us funny looks. "Fine," I sigh...




Other Stories


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It's Not All It's Cracked Up to Be...
Being a baby Pteri is risky business.

by timmyythegreat405

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Noble Gaming
What about those of us who don't play for a hundred pixels, but for a couple hundred thousand Neopoints?

by _abiz_

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Child of the Drenched: Part Three
The Revenge was bearing down on them, her cannons firing. Mara gasped in horror...

by kristykimmy

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Scarblade's Pearl: Memories in Maraqua - Part Four
"Here she is. The Black Pawkeet," said Garin, gesturing to a large ship moored at the docks near the Golden Dubloon. Nira gazed up at the ship in amazement.

by theloverpokemonqueen

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Wx2 WhispyWill
How ironic...

by whisp_will

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Bacon Trap
Whilst playing Habitarium, I found it rather funny that p3s can't navigate around or over bacon, or anything else.

by grimagog1971



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