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Orbs of Blue

She was no longer the Double Agent—had ceased to be for almost a year—but such practices of stealth had already been engraved deep into the core of her being.

by helio2002
Separation Anxiety

"If I have to deal with my anxiety," Mummy proclaimed, "then you have to deal with your own."

by greyofsolitude
A Favor for Jhudora

"Oh, no! What did you do?" Maddie screamed. "Georgina, what did you do?"

by kristykimmy
The Best Gift of All

All my friends thought I was so lucky being a lab rat.

by twilight_girl77
Lost Umbrella

It started on the day that my sister was pounded.

by kingskid999
A Legacy Lives On

The man who told me of these stories was an adventurer himself; the land's finest.

by sylviau
The Warning

What I am about to share is not something to be taken lightly. This should not be read aloud...

by talsytenacity
Mr. Peterson vs The Neopian Times

"Peppi, you can't bribe the Neopian Times..."

by a_greenparrot
The Unusual Woes of a Baby Neopet

As of today, Wacky was three thousand, nine hundred and twenty-two days old, and he was feeling extremely unhappy.

by liyuuki
Of Spyders, Soup, and Silliness

She strode purposefully out into the other room and said, "I'm sorry, the soup isn't quite ready yet, but if--oh my!"

by mystie06
Kalora Academy: The New Girl

Prilla sighed as she stared up at the ceiling above her mattress. She was in the pound...

by lozww_fan
The Baker's Girl

She didn't like most endings. They were... they were final.

by crazy_holly_ii
 
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The Kelp Experience



Sometimes, being a ghost has its distinct advantages. In my capacity as a reporter, my deceased state has come in handy on a number of occasions. Now, as I drift serenely through the splendid underwater city of Maraqua, surrounded by colourful plant life and elegant marine petpets, I am entirely grateful for the fact that I do not have to breathe. This extra special "talent" of mine has permitted me the honour of profiling Neopia's most high-end and fashionable restaurant...



Other Stories


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Fun Kougra Day Activities Galore
In honor of Kougra Day, I urge you to seek out all your Kougra playmates and shower them with gifts. But what do Kougras like?

by gloomyparadise

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Kari Knows Neggs: An Interview
Kari the Negg Faerie gives an exclusive interview about the Negg Festival, what she's been up to and much more!

by brgreat101

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The Sorceress: Part One
They had asked Jhudora to let Shedars come home for a couple of weeks. Jhudora had been in a good mood and did not burn the letter immediately...

by stella_123_5

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The Squire and the Scholar: Part Three
Lisha shook her head. All of these knights and their ideas of "duty"...

by saphira_27

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M3 1: Spring Cleaning
Ah, time for that annual spring clean-up.

by alagfalaswen

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101 Things a Xweetok Will Do For Jelly Beans
I'm climbin' outta this comic. Problem?

by laser_fire



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