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Royal at Heart

"How else do you think Faerieland stays up?" I asked, scratching his head. "The faeries have a special spell that makes the clouds solid enough for them to live on."

by treihaven
Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu

There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.

by dolcebby
A Day in the Life of a Fish Tank

When the human and neopets had finally fallen asleep, the Catamara and the Pepito swam to one side of the tank...

by halloweens_lady
Voyage of the Golden Pearl

"Cap'n, there's a storm brewin' t'the north!"

by newenglandquizzer
A Transformation

"I say, could someone sweep this dratted dust off of me! I would do it myself, but I can't quite reach," said a voice that sounded strangely like a box of nails being rattled.

by squeak13
The Tiger and the Rabbit

A Kougra's pirating days seem to come to end when she is washed up on Mystery Island.

by cabenson
A Day at the Food Club

"Am I to believe that The Search for Princess Lunara is pointless? That she really did try to Escape to Kreludor and now she's Lost in Space Fungus?"

by momr1
The Token

Far away in the mountains, a Kyrii is walking through the blizzard, but she is not struggling. She is not even stung by the touch of the howling wind...

by em91149172293886
 
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"A Day at the Food Club" by momr1
Edna stepped around the corner to get the Neggsweeper. As she went by, she stopped and put in the Moon Rock Rampage CD and cranked the volume. As Spacerocked! blasted from the stereo, she danced through the slime on the floor and winked at me. "You know," she said, "it's always easier to clean when you can Mop 'n' Bop. Sometimes it helps if you can just Make Some Noise..."




Other Stories


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Save the Wheels? Pah!
The whole of Neopia is at risk here. Perhaps even the Meepits.

by luke_is_cool44

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A Basic Guide to the Employment Agency
I'll help you figure out the basics of how the Neopian Employment Agency is set up in this useful little guide.

by alt1981black

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Finding Crystal: Part Five
"Move out of the Haunted Woods. Even Neovia isn't safe enough. You saw what happened before, didn't you? The whole town cursed."

by hedgehog_queen

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Alysia's Destiny: Part Three
"You... you kidnapper!! Let me go! Someone will realize I'm missing and send the Defenders of Neopia after you..."

by uberdancingdolphin

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Cheesy Jokes!
Petpetpet! Must SQUISH!!

by cheesetwo__ff

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A Slight Misunderstanding
This probably breaks a building code somewhere...

by conicer



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