Short Stories

	Wondering and Wandering "We've been over this. No one knows." by illinata
	20 Questions He snorts. "I would never have guessed. So it's truth or dare, without the dare?" by grapesourhorse
	Obscure Deceptions of a Lonely Offender "I'm so lonely. Please... I just want someone to play with." by tykaios
	The Fountain Faerie's Fan Mail Dear Fountain Faerie, Ohemgee! I cannot believe I'm seriously writing to you! by ju_ju_beans220
	Parallel Wishing "BLITZ, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!" Hennagell screamed... by capricornhunter
	It's Not Easy Being Red and Green I'll be honest with you: Bah humbug. by meowgirl120
	The Attack of the Pineapples He was, perhaps, the most scaredy-cat Harris there ever was. by dulcatis
	The Kacheek Club: A Sabotage Story "The yearly benefit is an effective way to raise money for the Pound. Instead of doing the usual walk-a-thon, I've decided to mix up the rules a bit." by jenlin_25
	Phorofor She briefly reflected that being a robot was in no way all that it was cracked up to be. by silent_snow

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"Phorofor" by silent_snow
"Forgot to set the Chokato-festered bounds again. Customizable settings, my left ear!" She briefly reflected that being a robot was in no way all that it was cracked up to be. Sure, Dora had initially been excited with the change; who wouldn't have been? Unfortunately, she hadn't realized what being mechanical really entailed. "Pilot has been reminiscing for more than ten seconds," the synthetic voice said...

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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 3
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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Five
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