Short Stories

	Baby Angel: Growing Up "Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly... by shadowcristal
	The Vampire Next Door "You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever. by petlove1995
	You Can't Get Away From Omelettes I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window... by ponypeophin
	A Thief's Promise Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along... by summerlove77
	The WORST Wednesday in My Life If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob. by peterpuffin1
	Tomos: Before the Plot "Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother... by mischa_rox
	The Story of the Magic Doorknob Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two... by lovetheyardstick
	Downhill I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life... by ruff_zette
	LUPE-X9 Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth... by dan4884
	About Sunburn "Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet." by child_dragon
	Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose! Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok... by kool_rachy

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"About Sunburn" by child_dragon
There are certain things in life that you simply don't do. Getting trapped in Sakhmet City when a rather pushy Kyrii blasts it into another dimension and unleashes his undead minions onto its populace is one of those things...

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Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians
What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k

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The Buzzer Game - BUZZ!
This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ!

by littlej001

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Sight: Part Four
She just nodded with a smile, and said, "The effect will only last for about two or three hours. Now be off! Slygor could hurt my paintings at any second."

by dan4884

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The Guitarist: Part One
I jogged up to him, flashing as bright a smile as I could. "I've been looking for you the whole day. Why didn't you go for practice today?"

by scarletrhapsody

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Neopian Bloopers #2
What do you call a shoyru with earmuffs on?

by omomake

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Random Silliness
He gets a little crazy sometimes...

Art drawn by cute_little_cat

by dragonanz

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