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Thief and a Hero: Part One

Hanso crouched in a bush on the outskirts of the market that set up shop at the foot of Brightvale Castle every Sunday.

by waifine_1
There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part One

Orion looked at himself in the mirror. Big green eyes, fluffy tail, adorable green stripe, yes, he was cute. They were fine with that. But he wasn't satisfied with cute. He wanted more than that in life.

by serissa98
 
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A Battledome Pet



I am many things– a first pet (eldest sounds so... old), once a Gelert, now a Koi, once Halloween, now Ice, once a Battledome neophyte, and now plunked in the middle of a Battledome plot. Before we go any further, we should say that we don't mind losing. Yes, we can hear all of you with perfect records slapping your foreheads and going Eww, gross! And that's okay; we fight for the thrill of it, not for the points. We're not trying to tell anybody how to do the 'dome, so please don't neomail us with better suggestions. We already know that we don't know what we're doing!



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The Right Family
"Ok, so for your birthdays this year, I have got very special presents!" my owner, Saybia, said when we were eating breakfast. My identical twin, a blue Xweetok name Charlotte, squealed excitedly.

by emilyjosie11

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Hunting for Answers
I planted my hooves and stared across the backyard of my owner's Neohome. The old archery target had a fresh coat of paint, just begging to be filled with arrows. I was going to oblige.

by blackghoulmon

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Are You All You Can Be?
After years of playing Neopets can you honestly say you're an active and experienced neoplayer? Dare yourself to become neogreat!

by kissamus

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The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby!
If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help!

by patspocobars

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Too Many Buttons!
Unfortunately, he won a pink dress...

Also by guik44

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Camoflaws
You really didn't think this through, did you?

Idea by bulletmarsh

by sunarel




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