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A Deal with the Daniels: Part One

He raised his paw and envisioned a powerful blast of energy shooting forward. Instead only smoke poured from his fist.

"Okay, okay, smoke is good," he assured himself.

by a_greenparrot

The Witch and the Mortog: Part One

Wait, you say you have never heard the story? Surely you remember the story about Edna's curse, and the bewitched Mortog, and the way Vira became unfortunately notorious after...

by secant
Protectors of the Fourth Wall: Part One

"First off, I must warn you that what you are about to hear may forever alter your perception of reality and life in general."

by gold_fang
 
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Candy Corn: Versatile



The Halloween season is upon us again, and nothing says Halloween better than that little yellow, orange and white candy we all start to crave once the leaves begin to fall. That's right, Candy Corn! The candy with no expiration date, as TNT calls it, is a favorite among Neopians and Neopets alike, and lucky for all you candy corn fans out there, there's more ways to enjoy this triangular treat than by continually filling your inventory with 50 pieces of Candy Corn Classic...



Other Stories


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The Fog and the Fire
"You aren't going crazy, foolish wanderer," the voice continues with a hiss. "But if you continue to the fairground, you'll meet someone who has. And then you'll be next."

by little_lady_goddess

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Fanetti: The Inside Story
In the off-season, in between practice sessions, Fanetti took the time to visit the Crumpetmonger, known to him as his sweet aunt Florence, in order to give her some help with back orders for the many delicious scones, crumpets, biscuits, and other baked goodies on hand.

by alt1981black

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14 Petpets to Avoid Being Tricked By On Halloween
Don't be tricked by candy thieves this Halloween. Beware of these tricky Petpets.

by dogs_can_bark

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Weisbauch Reports: An Unfair Fairground
It is Halloween at the Deserted Fairground, but will rumours of rigged games ruin the celebrations for this reporter?

by arbenheist

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Negg Sandwich Halloween
Don't know what to be for Halloween? Ren has a solution.

by bubblegoldfish

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The Labray Knows
and it tries to help. O-o

by lucas4429



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