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	The Remnant: Part One "Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you." by jokerhahaazzz
	Oh No, Not Again...: Part One Quitting your job without any idea where you're going to work afterward is really stupid. by fuzzymonkey31

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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...

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Purple Flowers and Drums
To color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia.

by sarlizkat114

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Installation
"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."

by thorndove

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Zapping For Good
The quickest way to help the pets of the pound one pet at a time!

by chestnuttiger787

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How to Deal with Guild Wars
What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild.

by incantationbella

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(mini) Cloak and Dagger
Featuring Rowan the morkou, Ronnette the juma, Crystal the kepru and Rory the (annoying) gruslen

by laser_fire

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Random Oddness
Dartenne, a liar? Never.

by mistyqee

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