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Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part One

The Lady Cios stood silently. She bowed in greeting. "Lord Kanrik," she began, "I do hope your trip was uneventful?"

by kathleen_kate
The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part One

Gary the Grarrl once had a happy life.

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On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part One

The shadow Ruki leaned forward, taking in the view from the railing. The farmlands of Meridell rolled onward below him.

by herdygerdy
 
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"Land Out of Reach" by judithtov
"Sure," said Penepiko, "as long as it's not that levitation spell. I've tried it so many times over the past five years I'm sick of it." The spell itself was quite elegant and easy to cast; it was the product of hundreds of generations of Peophins casting and perfecting the enchantment. What irritated Penepiko most was how her rump would float in the air for a few seconds before crashing back into the sand. No matter how hard she tried, she could never...




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Land Out of Reach
Penepiko didn't like going on shore. There was something about having to drag oneself across the ground like a crippled Slorg that was demeaning and embarrassing.

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The Letter
Taking a deep breath, she dropped the letter in the mailbox. Now all she could do was wait for an answer.

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How Not To Impress Your Valentine
If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.

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Don't buy something generic and tacky just because it's heart-shaped.

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Happy Valentines Day!
...but it was too expensive.

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