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Undercover Defenders - The New Partner: Part One

Even today, unbeknownst to the public, these secret members keep Neopians safe from harm, for that is the job of a Defender of Neopia...

by popso_the_hopso
Potion 319: Part One

"I told you, not one of these potions ever would harm anybody! He must have added something or tampered with it," Kauvara insisted.

by chax1414
 
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"A Slorg in the Bakery!" by bashmina_pashmina
The Slorg watched intently as the Breadmaster dumped well over half a dozen different ingredients into a single orange bowl, then began to stir until everything began to blend together. He was humming quietly as he focused all his attention on this one task; he still did not see the slimy petpet. Several minutes passed, and at last the Kacheek...




Other Stories


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Painting the Maypole
She was going to her Neoschool to set up the maypole for the May Fair. If she was lucky, she might even get to dance around it, holding one of the brightly coloured ribbons that fluttered in the air.

by capricornhunter

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The Baby Chronicles - Daycare
"No, Mama, please! Can't I just stay at home? I'll be fine by myself, honest! No, no no no no no!"

by spirit_wolf589

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The Fate of the Chia-Lupe Feud
This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten!

by fattree

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Maximizing Your Neopoint Earning Potential
A foolproof way to maximize your time playing flash games, while also having fun in the process.

by terragainsborough

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Impromptu Shenanigans!
Ferocious neggs are nasty little things, aren't they?

by kittyforte

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Dark Woods - Do You Believe in Ghosts?
No.

by schafersheperd



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