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How to Save the World of Insurance in Six Easy Parts: Part One

"My name is Oscar, madam," the small yellow Kacheek replied, tipping the brim of his blue bowler hat towards her. "I'm here to talk to you about the wondrous world of insurance."

by herdygerdy
Changes and Friendship: Part One

She was going to start at a new Neoschool, at the beginning of a new school year, and there was no telling what was in store for her.

by sapphirekira
 
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