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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_

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Jetsam Day: Prepared?

Jetsam have long been seen as the fierce fighters and unfriendly of Maraqua (just look at that pet picture: their fins are up and ready for a fight!), but they have been rather scarce since they became limited edition way back on the 17th Day of Hunting in Year 3 (May 17, 2001). However, every 16th Day of Collecting, a few lucky people are able to snatch up of few of these predators of the sea to add to their collection. But, what is the true...

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*FLAIL* Come to my party!!! D:

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