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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part One

Mr Marcus ignored his secretary, and instead focussed a fake smile on James. "You won't have to worry too much about rain where I'm sending you."

by punctuation_ninja
Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part One

The entire family was going on a vacation to Mystery Island—for a week!

by christmas_ice
 
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Popularity Is Just a Word



What did they do wrong, why do people fewer people like them than the vain Uni? Why are they not classified as "popular"? These are questions I'm sure they are constantly pondering- so I took some time to examine the 6 bottom easy-to-create pets and look through their flaws and strengths to find why they reside so low on the list and explain why Neopians may want to give them a second glance...



Other Stories


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The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?
"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."

by sakura_crystal_wulf

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Sophie versus the Altador Cup
Sophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."

by a_greenparrot

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Orange-Tastic
Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser

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A History of Neopian Proverbs
All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune

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Fuzzeh Logic
Chocolate pets don't have it as tough as you think.

by jackjack1234

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Mr. Uni Goes to Roo Island
Whee?

by inflammatory



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