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Issue: 395 | 5th day of Relaxing, Y11 |
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 | An Iliad: Part One"Remember, six o'clock sharp! Don't be late. Lord Bracken is here to discuss the war, to enlist help and... well, you'll find out."
by eternus_dragon |  | A Very Neovian Election: Part OnePaperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled...
by herdygerdy |  | The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part OneCove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe...
by ayame_23 |  | Braving Brightvale: Part OneShe had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor.
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Impress a Slorg
Who can resist a smile like that? Sure, I know that they go rampaging in the the fields of Meridell, causing endless famines and admitting more fainting incidents into the Neopian Hospital than any other creature on Neopia (with the exception of Jhudora; you don't want to get on her bad side, especially if it concerns Illusen), but think of it this way. No one likes eating vegetables anyway, so what's wrong with sacrificing it all to the Slorg? I'm pretty willing. So if you want a Slorg friend for life, carry on reading...
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 How To Be Cool
I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"
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