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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...

There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...

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A Magician's Quest: The Water Spells
"He was so brave," whispered Wendy, putting her hand on Emily's shoulder. "No, just stupid," Emily said, choking back a sob.

by hali12114721767

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Star Potential
Café Kreludor was crammed to bursting point with customers. Jeneira had to shout to make her orders heard...

by fluorescency

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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic
Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

by kittyaloha

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Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese
For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel

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ERROR: A Skeith Ate This Title!
Skeiths will eat anything!

by fluffballoffeathers

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Vindexicis' Great Idea
There are some ideas that really aren't worth trying!

by loubie_04

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