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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...



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A Tiny Adventure
Having nothing to lose, I started drinking a vial full of this mixture. After drinking about half of it, I felt somehow queasy...

by pokemon_lunatic

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Sand Balls
I retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative?

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by goosher


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Budgets: Solution or Simply Impossible?
Manage your money (and your mentality) by reading the tips to the trade... of budgeting!

by super_star_08034

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Guide to a Super Secret Sweet-Fest
Okay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them.

by pupluvr7177

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Family Meeting
We are in a time of crises...

Also by precious_katuch14

by manda314


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Coolness Comics
Repeat after me... Ha... Nay... soo... pear... ee... et... toe.

by raptorsama



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