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Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8 |
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Headlines "The Eyes of Imari" by micrody I am a Dark Faerie and my name is Imari. I reside within the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, where many Neopians feel the need to explore. I have no wish for explorers of my abode. I left the perky, cheery clouds of Faerieland to get away from the joy...
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Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life I have made
it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe
I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely
nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.
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Something Fishy About the National Neopian For those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they
go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we
respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on.
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