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Headlines "One Night at Midnight" by puppy200010 He should be out now, doing other things, like, for example, his nightly hour of Deadly Dice, but strangely, he wasn't in the mood for those predetermined plans. No, he was in the mood for something much different. He was in the mood for... for... neo tacos. He drooled at the thought. But no. Tonight he would do something different...
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Reeling in the Slot Tycoons Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain
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