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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...

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Never Get Mad
Don't get mad. Get even.

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