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The Search for Snowflake: Part One

By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774
The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One

She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen
BOOM!: Part One

"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"

by blubblub317
Mysterious Patchwork: Part One

Just as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed a soft, stuffed pet...

by dark_goddess_rising
Escape from the Space Station: Part One

My life began on the Virtupets Space Station. I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was work to be done...

by sois_sage
 
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Uncovering the Magma



Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives...



Other Stories


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Serving the Sculptor
To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy; his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...

by twirlsncurls5

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Vision Quest
When a villager of Geraptiku learned the arts of tracking, hunting, and survival, and was ready to have a voice among the worthy, he or she must prove that their knowledge was well-ingrained. And he or she must have a Vision.

by laurelinden

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Dismissing the Myths About Sloth Minions
Contrary to popular belief, Sloth minions are not mindless drones who constantly boast about their master's achievements. I am here to prove this.

by darkerstrife

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The History on Mystery (Island)
Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out!

by evanescent_pudding

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Fumbled!
The importance of not being overconfident....

by kesomon

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Underappreciated
Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction...

by spooky_squee7



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