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The Uni and the Miamouse: Part One

"Do you wanna go and do one of Jhudora's quests? Shiverz took me there yesterday, it was one of my first quests for her. I was a bit scared, but Jhudora's not really all that evil, is she?"

by 3dcourtney12044
Quest for Wings: Part One

The Poogle felt truly happy watching this beautiful scene, vivid and alive, but she also had another thought. Oh, how she wished to be able to fly!

by shadowcristal
The Great Migration: Part One

"But father," Takeinia cried angrily, "I cannot leave with Borver, not yet; he is far too young and far too weak!"

by spiritwolf_forever
Rage Alone III: Ambitions - Part One

"I know all I need about the crystal. What I need is the location, and I know just who to go to for it."

by nomad2
Cafeteria Chaos: Part One

"Holy Kau! The doors are closed and I could hear the screaming loudly and clearly all the way down the hall!" Jean exclaimed, flabbergasted. "Do I dare open them…?"

by shadih_temporary
 
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Urge To Splurge



Now many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother? With so many ways to get rich quickly, Neopoints are a thing of the past. All they seem to do now a day is sit around in our bank accounts. Anyone and their Skeith could get them; so much more fun can be made by spending or sometimes even wasting Neopoints...



Other Stories


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There's a Monster in my Toaster!
"Tory! How many times have I told you? Don't play with the kitchen appliances while I'm gone, you could hurt yourself!"

by neox52492

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Camping Dangerously
Gnarled tree branches hanging over their heads cast shadows that seemed to surround and trap them. A loud gust of wind rustled the trees.

by yugi90163

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A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine
I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

by spoonguardonline

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Questing Your Way To Fame And Fortune
Quests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable source of items, Neopoints, and stats...

by rhoc

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Cloud Code
Attention Warf Rescue Team!

by crazyshannon_com

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NeoComp
Water Fight In The Backyard

by chibikatza



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