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Funny Valentines Cards

Enjoy these Valentines!

by twinkle_jazz
Second Glance

'Scuse me...Collab with chai7705

by swordlilly
Son of Kyrii: Valentine's Day

The things we do for love...

by roxanna203
Ultimo 00: Another Chance

Everyone deserves another chance, no matter what.

by shellshocks
Neopets Pixel Cross Puzzle #8

Can you solve this Valentines-themed puzzle?

by krabby_55
Neopian Love Languages

Neopians have many ways to share their love!

by kuroneko_kitty
Unshellfish

Sharing is caring! Collab with bennle & byrdie

by darkonek
Discounted Valentines Chocolate

How delicious...

by yellowflower7
Free Hugs!

Happy Valentine's Day! Collab with suzerz

by cureleantwilight
"Olive you!"

"It's that thyme of year!" Collab with t0tor0

by serein
Blossoms~ That Special Someone

How does my stuff keep getting lost in your nest?

by twillieblossom
I love you!

Hope your Valentines isn't too expensive! Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
Sweet hearts for your Neopian Sweetheart

Send to 7 of your nicest neofriends! Collab with phlyarologist & scrmnow

by wizzy13_7
A Valentine Gone Wrong

Be careful using your new Valentine pb... Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Will you be my Valentine (chia)??

Here's some Chia-inspired Valentines!

by sallynicol
Happy Slorgentine's Day!

Nothings more romantic than a pun! Collab with chezmukey

by actiontal
A Weewoo's Valentines Card!

"Help the Weewoo deliver the mail to NT Editors!"

by safemoon
An Unexpected Valentines

*No Chias were harmed in the making of this comic* Collab with Dariganey & Bekability

by shenkuun
 
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Headlines


Jhudora’s Guide to Valentine’s Gift
Giving



‘Bleeding hearts of the world, unite! It’s time for the sappiest of holidays, Valentine’s Day. If you just recently felt like you took a dagger to the heart (rest in pieces old relationships), you may not want to celebrate such a love-filled event. And who could blame you really? But why should all the ones happily in love get to have all the fun? Valentine’s Day is a day to send your loved ones a message of appreciation, but why not also take the opportunity to send your past loves a message of, if not love, then of scorn and heartbreak? Some say the best revenge is living well and not paying any attention to your ex, I say pah! Anyone who says that just hasn't found the right gift that really shows what you think of your former sweethearts. Now, let’s get on with it! Here I present you with a non-traditional gift guide to the happy heart holiday, 13 marvellous gifts to send to that formerly special someone. Enjoy!’ Jhudora smiles at you with a crooked grin, and starts rattling off her list…



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Five Clues about Illusen’s Mysterious Valentine
"It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s just one question on everyone’s mind: Who is Illusen’s Valentine?"

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Craziest Valentine's Day Guide: Top 15 Gifts in 2023
Dedicated to everyone who read through the whole entire guide.

by pixie_tea

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The Royal Thief Unbound
"Keep your friends close and enemies closer..."Collab with breakeven

by k3l26

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Valentine Mystery Noir
"It’s a dark, rainy night in Lutari Island, the kind of night where I’m cold to the bone and there’s nothing that warms me..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle



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