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	Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes! A book with a dirty sense of humour... by andypopo
	3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft) A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet by jaylahcat
	Coltzan's Last Words I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!! by shellshocks
	Inside the Mind of a Lupe What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0 by stargirl089
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	In Depth The dullest read ever... by ssjelitegirl
	It's not fair... Finally, no more omelettes! by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Puns with a Kau Holy kau, those are a lot of puns! by roxanna203
	Outburst of a loyal fan The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais by hoppip_grass
	Fountain of Youth - Part 3 Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things... by dekucorey
	A Book Worth Re-Reading The worst time to forget! by _brainchild_
	Is it lotion? I can't believe it snot lotion! by the_anonymous_ninja
	The 'Surprise' It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it. by iluvlupes250
	Out of Line At least he's honest about their farming ethic. by narutoluvr935
	Random Oddness: Neopian Literature I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy... by mistyqee
	Star Player Older staff members hits back! by luucsg
	Wishful Thinking Today will be the day! by cherni_chuu
	My Snotty Sis: The Dress When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy! by __kitty__tails__
	I see When Qasala guards need glasses by tamigira
	Herding Hopes Pt 1 Wait..who is that? by speeedway
	Royal Pain: Neopian Literature Brawn over brains by winner19955
	Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi... by kentuckyfrychickenrl

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How to Maths: The Food Club Edition

What is ROI? What does TER mean? Stephanie interviews Phoenix, the Food Club pro. Food Club, as many Neopians know, is a betting game that runs daily. There are five arenas of four pirates each. Every afternoon, the pirates compete to see who can eat the most. One pirate emerges victorious in each arena. Players bet on the pirates to try and win NP. If a pirate priced at 2:1 wins and you put 1000 NP on him, for example, you win back 2 times of what you bet, in this case 2 x 1000 = 2000 NP.1 If your pirate is priced at 13:1 and he wins, then you get 13000 NP. You can also mix and match pirates from different arenas such that if all of the pirates in your bet win, then you get, for example, 2:1 x 13:1 = 26:1 = 26000 NP. If one or more of the pirates in your bet loses, then you get nothing. Generally, 2:1 pirates win more often than pirates priced at...

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Notes from Kreludor
“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Also written by hectic_haley

by therainbowsheep

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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Which Neopian Book Best Fits You and Your Neopet?
Have you ever thought about ALL the books in Neopia? Have you ever wondered which book would be best for you and your pet to read together?

by skittlesrock10292

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The Culture and History of Faerieland
Once a grand floating metropolis, now just as grand on the surface of Neopia, is home to many faeries and Neopets. However, the faeries did not always have their own kingdom. In fact, the faeries did not originally call Neopia their home...

by black_skull725

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Curse Of The Kookith
Asha spent her night dreaming about all the things that had transpired over the last few months...

by zuniak

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Selected Volumes from Brightvale Library
Sakhmet Tales is a popular book with families all across Neopia — this latest edition includes more folktales from the desert than ever before. Although there are some tales based on historical events, such as the founding of Sakhmet City, the accuracy of these accounts are suspect...

by herdygerdy

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