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Current Weather

A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by certifiabletrash

Adopting A New Species Is Hard...

Whoops, nevermind.

by blueberrymuffinpops
Lame Pun: Dining Out

We Talk About Food A Lot

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I

In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: Loofah!

Aww, isn't it cute?

by mbredboy31
Around and Around They Go...

The Ixi got quite a shock.

Also by she_chose_love

by sophieauditore

Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters

A good morning is one spent sleeping.

by june_scarlet
Look At All These Cakes!

Cakes galore!

by iana_19
The Nut Farm

Rink Punner

by ramheart
Bright Birthday

Lighting things up in a whole new level.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Jhudora's Brush

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

Woes of a Labbed Bruce

The average Bruce is 80 cm tall

by ketchup547
The Discarded Grundo Plushie

Kindness isn't exactly encouraged...

by waternymph12
Hide and Seek!

Now that's a cool way to camouflage!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks

I mean, she has a point.

by elementdragongirl
Jhudora's Back!

Her true evil scheme.

Also by Krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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"Tallydepp and the Imperial Exam" by Tallydepp
Tallydepp, the Royal Uni, galloped home from school, full of nervous excitement. "Woah!!" exclaimed her mum, as Tallydepp came hurtling through the door. She put the Uni cake she had just baked in the oven on the kitchen table and wiped her hooves on her apron. "Whatever has happened?" she asked. Uni cake was Tallydepp's favourite food and usually the sweet aroma would stop her in her tracks, but today the excited Uni didn't even notice. She pulled a letter from her school satchel, her hooves shaking slightly. "Look! Look!" she cried. "I've finally been selected to try out for the Imperial Exam!" Tallydepp's mum gasped with delight. "Oh my dear Uni daughter, I know how hard you've worked for this and how much it means to you!" She pulled Tallydepp into a tight embrace. "I'm so proud of you!" Tallydepp laughed nervously. "It's only an invitation to try out for the exam, Mum. I might not even pass and get in. I've still got lots of studying to do yet. I've only got two days to revise all my spellings." "I'm sure you'll do fine," Tallydepp's mum said encouragingly. She cut a slice of Uni cake. "Here, have some cake to celebrate."




Other Stories


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Heavy Metal
A Mote. A particle, or speck of dust. A tiny, inconsequential amount of something, usually pictured floating off to nowhere. A little bit of somethingness to punctuate the nothingness. This might be what always made me uneasy, when I thought of motes - that emphasis of space. At least, I think it was; before that day, when I started thinking something else.

by placebo_533

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Zapped and Pounded
I looked around my cage. There was no way to tell if it was day or night, not in this dark, windowless space. The only furnishings the room held was a small cot and a sink in the corner. My food and water bowls were empty, not that they were very full to start with. Three stone walls surrounded me, my only connection to the outside world being through the rusty bars of the cage.

by light_faerie382

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More Of Your Neopets Neuroses!
There's certainly no lack of neuroses around here. Although my first article was chock full of our quirks and idiosyncrasies, it still took me a mere hour to collect a brand new batch of neuroses for this second article! I canvassed the Neoboards, asking my fellow players what their neuroses are. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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Top Games to Celebrate Kacheek Day
Kacheek Day is upon us! A fabulous day to celebrate one of Neopia’s most loved species. For this years Kacheek Day, why not indulge in some of the games listed below that feature Kacheeks. Some are easy, some are hard, but all are fun!! And a great way to commemorate the wonderful Kacheek species.

by gattacaa

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Duplicity: Part Eight
“You have already violated the common law once, Jeran, and however good your intentions may be, there will be dire consequences if you decide to do it again. We will not allow it.”

by likelife96

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Five
"Janet," the note began. "I know you know about what's been happening. I've been framed for something I did not do. I know you, and your first instict would be to check it out. Don't.

by chasing_stars44



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