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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 8 We shared groceries, so the next step is to share friendship. by twillieblossom
	Laginator 3000 Dr. Sloth thinks through his plans very carefully. Also by priscent by msjanny
	Trouble in Paradise: Random Events This is why you only get to press it once a day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 3 Probably couldn't have carried those anyway. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	The Rickety Ship: Q1 sheeeww by dimartedi
	Welcome to the Family?: Part 1 You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice. by amarettoball
	Apples All this for an apple? by fourin
	Aisha Soup: Pirate Plans Shouldn't you be out doing pirate stuff or something? by the_shii
	Mispronunciations of Neopia: Pteri What's a pea tree? Idea from lennekegirl123 by table
	Dandilion Tails in 'Screams of the Vegetables' Why would you need a loc- oh my Fyora. by dandilion_crucifix
	How Yooyus Spend the Off-Season! Heheheh... Also by kbbob by sarah2396
	Delicious Cupcake? Hmmm, I wonder... by praline01
	The Problems of Avatars #2 That's not how this works... Also by alexise1998 by chromeninja
	You Missed! BULLSEYE? by editorial
	Culinary Confusion It's obvi-wait a sec... Also by azienskieth by roxanna203
	Can I have a petpet? Sometimes finding the perfect petpet can be tricky. by _clement_
	Poogles & Giggles #5 I didn't touch one, I swear! by lizzbear_
	Vegeterrible - Part 1 Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia by pirate_11
	Stay Strong with Team Brawn: A New Moon CRASH. Ewww... Also by Tex707 by alexise1998
	At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 1 Get ready for a slumber party by winner19955

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"Mission KatFL" by theschizophrenicpunk
OPEN: KSSMO history files OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions OPEN: file no. 355222, mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222 VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222, subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Wally Katt (Director, KatFL Mission. Species: Wocky. Colour: Blue. Gender: Male.): I still don’t exactly know why everyone elected me as director. I ran as a joke. They said I was “qualified” because I’d led a similar mission via simulation run in some stupid spacecraft outside of Kreludor that only three people knew about, and that was supposed to require some level of Brain Tree-esque genius to complete – and my team survived. Which is just dumb.

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For the Love of Yooyuball
The sun beat down from a clear blue sky, not a cloud in sight. Not a breath of air, either. It was the first game of the day and Delma was already sweating. She felt like she would melt into a puddle. She was thankful that games of Yooyuball only lasted three minutes.

by 77thbigby

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Words of Wisdom
One more, just one more. It can't be that difficult, after all, this old guy could do it, I'm much quicker from all that training I got-WHACK! A soft sigh sounded a few feet away from a young Buzz, who was not only wincing in disappointment, but in pain as he tenderly rubbed the spot where the arrow has brushed past his wing.

by clairemac10000

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Autumnal: Top Five Autumn Items Guide - Wigs
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

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How to Pick a Petpet
You just got a new pet, and now they need the right petpet. Luckily, this guide will help find their perfect companion.

by scechoi

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After ACX: Part Two
Part Two - Faerie

The Faerie Yooyu rolled around the Faerie pen impatiently. So far, there had been nine Yooyus called up to the pitch, and not one of them had been Faerie. Come on, he thought, moving restlessly back and forth.

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01

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Dances With Werelupes: Part One
“This is an outrage!” Blynn679 backhanded the front page of the Neopian Times. The Disco Zafara’s magenta tail lashed behind her in frustration as she paced around the library of her family’s Altador villa. Her Faerie Draik brother edged over her shoulder to look at the headlines. “What’s an outrage?” ArPharazonTheGolden asked. “This!” Blynn pointed to the largest text on the page: PREPARATIONS FOR ANNUAL CHOCOLATE BALL UNDERWAY.

by cosmicfire918

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