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Budding Trouble - Part 8

Neoschools are a thing, right? Right?

by jupebox
Issue 599

Weewoo...

by black_words
*Face Palm* 4

Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop

Petpets are friends, not food

but vegetarian dishes taste pretty good too!

by irasshai
Confuzzled

Advantage of being an expert in Sewage Surfer

by white_draigon
Pet Problems - Hide and Go Seek

Perhaps Hide and Go Seek wasn't the best idea...

by smilie99
Squid Slippers

But I like being a Ruki!

by cosmicfire918
Neological

"Clearly, there was a flaw in the design process..."

by nintendologist
Mamma Knows Best - Part 1

See? You have to run fast to play both sides!

by 0123kl
Sketch Parade

Appreciate what you get.

by glitt_
Neopian Cures

Tastes kinda funny.

by turquoisebird47
So Says the Slorg!

Would someone kindly inform Zombie Galem that begging for Neopoints or items is against the rules?

by supercheezee
Jub, Jub, and Away!

Next year we'll skip the balloons.

by iluvfyora896
Adventures in Apple Bobbing

That's where they came from...

by silvergullmon77
Use Your Imagination

What an amazingly powerful performance by the ________ team.

by shadowstrand
Kreludorks

Beach excuses...

by lilypotter
Unlikeable Sort

It's in their nature.

by keese_bat
Yooyuball Changes… Almost

There's been a lot of buzz around the stadium.

Also by kevkutout

by horse_lovee

Random Oddness

Many others know that feel, bro.

by mistyqee
 
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"Adopting the Awakened" by cannizarro
"I don't remember ever having parents, do you, Lillie?" Lanie asked, turning to her sister. "I don't remember ever having parents either," Lillie answered. "We did ask someone to be our daddy once. We buried him in one of these graves when we were playing hide and seek. He never came to find us. Do you think he's still here?"




Other Stories


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Idiosyncratic
Lana Obukovna was an enigma, to say the least.

by nativsis

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The Two King Plumpies
The Plumpy had stayed in the corner and didn't move. Maybe he's hungry? Jimmy thought.

by tabascosoup

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Dear Breezy: The "Obelisk Skirmishes" Response
I am by nature a Seeker. As such, Neopians sometimes ask me to explain the extraordinary events they encounter in the many fascinating worlds of Neopia. One recent question in particular comes to mind.

by raerleetintinabulous

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Summer Trends - A Customizer's Guide
Summer wardrobe must haves!

by ladyailsa

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King of the Land of the Sun: Part Nine
Altador couldn't strike at the heart of the fortress right away – and he had a feeling that the heart was where Masila would be.

by saphira_27

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The Day After Lutari Day: Part Two
"Is it a petpet?" Bannok asked, leaning over me to see it. His words made me think of Callum, and I looked around with a flash of panic – but the vacana was fine, sitting on top of the beach bag and watching from a safe distance.

by aethelar



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