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Issue: 590 | 12th day of Eating, Y15

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	superextranightmaregravitymode Chase your dreams, or they might chase you. Down a black hole. Also by spelt by l_like_animals
	AAAAHHH, A GHOST! Never again... TTATT by foxity
	Plot Spoof: Kanrik's Nightmare, Leesha's Dream As if this could really happen... but then again... by celestialguineapig
	So Says the Slorg -- Zombi Part 2! The only thing I have in common with Renaissance painters. by supercheezee
	The Cheery Plant Have a CHEERful day. by darkdragon_slayer
	Floofeh Maybe I'll skip the mug of borovan. by jupebox
	Friends of the Grey Faerie Misery loves company. by tealnova_dragon
	KS: Basic It's what on the inside that counts. by semmy_genius
	Mmmmm, Borovan! Start your morning right! by littleredchicken
	{ Sisters } - Restrictions Bradgate deals with restriction her way. by pikasan2
	Soldiers Behaving Oddly There seems to be a new club forming in Habitarium Land... by epicgiggle
	Uncomfortable Kanrik In case you didn't love Kanrik enough already... by zooeys_parade
	Unidentifiable Weak Bottled Faerie... Maybe not so unidentifiable? by flowerpork
	MOST CANDY EVER! But where is my candy? by andy94174
	All Plumped Up There! by _heetteri_
	Two Female Aishas Walk into a Lab Ray Hmmm, something has changed about you... by elassar
	Not a Flu #1 Let them have cake. by ginacat12319
	Neopian Neophyte - Royal Krawk Quandry Interesting fashion choices. by leedom111
	Popcorn from Movie Central slurp by rachnisaur
	Quest for the Avatar Notice!: No mortogs were harmed in the making of this comic! We swear. ;) by ambexe
	First Victory He fades into nothingness... by moon_flash
	Visiting the Mystic You will happen across... by pleasant_company
	Blah Blah -Obelisk War Part Four- Homeless for the time being. by highwind20
	Doglefox Duets: Makeover Golly! A special Grey Day tribute! by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Yibit's Guide to Jokes Step One: Know your audience. by june_scarlet
	The Best Possible Outcome With the Obelisk finally opened... by macteazle
	Sketch Parade~ Your subtlety needs work. by glitt_
	The (hungry) Rainbow Skeith Happy Grey Day and lots of cake! Idea by _neonpet_ by tirrya
	PrePAWSterous Happy Grey Day? by pau_meow
	Mud Coffee He gets that a lot. Idea by dr_tomoe by goron0000
	The Zany Jelly: Naughty Negg I guess ordinary gloves can't make holes... by adrian13_56
	Negg Hunt Skeiths are the most loveable, cute and mild-tempered Neopets for finding Neggs - and Razor is no exception. by iffaz_arafaz_5

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A Five-Course Dinner

It is easy, in these busy, fast-paced modern times, to simply feed our pets the latest free slice of omelette and hurry off to do our dailies, play our games, restock, etcetera etcetera. But your pets and you, yourself, are missing out on one of the most wonderful aspects of Neopia--fine dining. Admittedly, Neopian food has its grosser aspects. But one who has never tasted a truly delectable Neopian meal is missing out on so much! The splendor of a gourmet meal is not to be missed. You could travel Neopia...

Other Stories

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A Conversation With Igneot
She hesitated. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Maybe she should turn back. Maybe she should--

by birdinggal

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What Did I Say?
A well placed kick to the door latch sent the outer door of the training room banging open as the yellow Ruki staggered in. The kick was necessary since the Ruki was so laden with Battledome paraphernalia she didn't have a hand free for the latch.

by khadagan

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Top 10 Neopian Plots
I decided to look back and choose my top 10 favourite plots. Now, as a disclaimer, this list will only have plots that I personally saw during my time on Neopets.

by girly_chalmers

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A New Tyrannia: Is It Here?
Today we will explore this land and speak with the locals to try and gauge just where Tyrannia is headed!

by brgreat101

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The Puppeteer: Part Two
This was the first time Ajuro had been in the Haunted Woods, and the few tales he had heard about it had been adequate preparation. In fact, he was expecting a monster or a tree to jump out in front of him at any moment...

by rachelindea

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Desert Journey: Part Three
Suddenly he heard a faint and growing rumbling noise from above. Noel quickly looked up to find various rocks of all sizes crashing down upon him.

by cureleantwilight

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