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The Frightmare Of Chocolate

The terrifying procedure

by balloonanimal123
To Work is to Live #4

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
The Problem with Being Chocolate

This chocolate is delicious!... Oh, wait.

by rabbitguns
Spoiled Rotten - Strict Gourmet Diet

The chocopie disaster!

by royahav134
Blairnut Tea: Breakfast

Now with 50 percent more Neopet shapes!

by klutzy
Spooky

Beach volleyball dress code.

by ghostkomorichu
Bread and Butter

Fame isn't everything... It's the only thing!

by _epiphany_
Unusual Suspects

Clothes make the Mutant

by demon_foxy
Misadventures #1: Avatar OH&S

Because sometimes avatar collecting is hazardous.

by _pandan
Woes of a Ghost Wocky

I'll protect youuuu.... oh.

by silverfang_avatar
Blah Blah

Ruined forever.

by highwind20
Hidden Wonder: Junior Defenders

Everyone is welcome as a Junior Defender!

by seraphicbrie
Attack of the Tender Coconut

Yay, NP clothes for babies! Oh... they're scary masks. :(

by leaflunch
What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Can't put one past the Snowager.

by lilkittie080
Rage Slorg

Something has happened!

by aruanahansel
Zemmy Pranks - 1

And that's why Laskeh became a Skeith for a day...

by guuvii
Blechy

Not everybody likes the Chocolate Ball...

by sheik_93
Scary Soup: Meeting of the Minds

The club is now open!

by raykitty
Crashing the Chocolate Ball

Wait a minute... there are already three of them...

by kevinlin1216
Just Sit

Swanky, yo...

by katopia12
Fondoom

Anyone have some Dorkleberries?

by lucas4429
 
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"Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink" by bug0704
Meet Myrvin Mynci: shy, quiet, and at the moment, very nervous. He lives an average life at 1123 Coconut Road, Mystery Island. Myrvin does not live there for the coastal waters or for the volleyball — no, not at all. He is a door-to-door salesman of Mynci Banana Imports, and therefore must live very close to the warehouse...




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Unwelcome Visitors
The flakes began to fall quite rapidly when Mika found herself a mere five minutes away from her igloo. She shivered beneath her tight parka...

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by surath


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Curtain. Release
I remember it distinctly: I had just turned four years old and was sitting on the rug in front of our fireplace...

by shadyy15

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The Seven Savoriest
Seven berries of the highest order with luscious and diverse flavors.

by seamonsterlake

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Ten Outfits to Wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball
What does one wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball? Is there such a thing as too formal? What about casual wear? Do you have to wear actual chocolate to garner an invite?

by star138

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I Will Stand Alone: Part Four
Outside of the palace, these tunnels weren't particularly well-maintained. The stone was dank with mold and mildew, and many of the cobbles under their feet were crumbling...

by saphira_27

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His Name is Kribal: Part One
Putrid fumes filled the grim passages cut into the harsh terrain, the purple tunnels burrowing ever deeper beneath the surface of Neopia's only moon.

by d_morton



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