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Issue: 501 | 1st day of Swimming, Y13

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	Shades and Hues 29 Meet the Family pt. 10/11 – Being a Darigan has its advantages when making negotiations. by mstr_dark
	So Hungry... ...and she changes color to Chocolate!!! Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Hide 'n' Seek Horror Wearables Also by kevboizz by inuyashalover37
	So Says the Slorg! Necromancy is one part dark magic and two parts lawyering. by supercheezee
	Spotting a Mystery - Part 07 Who is it!? by lovisa966
	Sweet, Sweet Victory How do you choose between two appetizing edible neopets? Concept by brahski by umbreon133
	The Off Season: Petpet Troubles, Part 2 Shenkuuvian Neomail has its advantages. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	My Little Monster 5/6 Oh no! by djudju22_8
	For Lack of a Better Idea - 4 of 4 To be fair, I don't know how CC eats either. by saro_the_legendaerie
	M3 5: DoM Yes, there IS, in fact, a difference. by alagfalaswen
	Edna's Quest #1 - The Prize What did you expect from the witch? by toffeedatepudding
	The Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Giant Squid I'm so hungry... Also by 0llyness :D by __ninth_gate__
	Up in Smoke Uh oh... Also by elyk442 by khiton
	DoTS #8: Fan Mail The perfect angle... by soragin
	Speak no More: Fans Inside the mind of a fangirl.. a dark place... by laehlani
	Morphing Potion Problems ...they got longer...? by ghostlyswim
	The Way The Cookie Crumbles I shall ask Kauvara... by wokitana
	Not Simplistic Being magma is hard... T_T by lss0828
	LOGS #3- I won't eat that! Too bad she doesn't know it's not made of REAL Kougras... by sarahqzq
	PrePAWSterous Starring Sprinkles the Faellie... by pau_meow
	At Home Or Away The match is starting! by sixpows
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 Another one of the many disadvantages to owning an abnormally large Fire Werhond. by ezel68
	Peppered Reality: Split part 1 of 2 PIE. SHUT. UP. NOW. by rivliex
	AC Fanatics In dire need of your sympathy. by you_are_my_happiness
	Yooyuball Mystery Will we ever know the truth? by calibrimantisi
	Just Another Day Gnorbu captains discuss important issues. by miacirclegirl
	Kougra Stories Colour Change by tachiki
	What will you get in Key Quest? You'll never know what you get from Key Quest... before the gates open and they appear right in front of you. by hamster_z
	How to Not Become a Pirate Neopet The taste of adventure? by mint_green_
	Literally ~ The Altador Cup Make some noise! by pirate_cove
	Meepits Bite Back Wonder why the site's been playing up lately..? This will answer your question. by kasokami
	Cup Nonsense: Ball Compatibilities In recent news... Idea by draconis by id_24

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"Kep and Shaye: Forever Friends" by monkiegurl_22
Tandrak Shaye awoke to the sound of a Crokabek calling outside his window. The Darigan Gelert pulled his blanket up over his head with a groan and mumbled something about wishing it would shut up. After he came around to being fully awake, he realized that light was beginning to stream through his blanket. Wait, light? He could not believe that it was already morning and threw the blanket off to the side of his bed. Yup, it was morning...

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Illusen the Kadoatie #2: Beware the Wrath of Jhudora
"Oh, Oblivia!" said the Kau. "How can I help you today? Another quest from Jhudora?"

by skittyfan100

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Smile
There was only one thing wrong, she felt, with the way she looked.

by justinamorgan

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Feeding Your Neopet Healthfully On A Budget
Never again will your pet have to suffer through another bite of greasy omelette or gorge on overpriced food at Kelp that leaves you penniless.

by skiing_faerie

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Perfect Plants for Your Neohome Garden
Here is a list of flowers and other plants that would look great in a garden!

by emmabat_3

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Sailing the Stars: Part Five
The Battle Faerie stepped forward. "Thank you all for coming," she said quickly. "As you all know, the Sloth menace is quickly getting out of hand."

by bugsypal9

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The Conundrum of Relations: Part Three
There was laughter. The kind implying evil amusement. Con glanced around...

by amb403

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