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Issue: 437 | 2nd day of Eating, Y12

Comics

	The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 9) "Baubles" is a fun word. by hubadawaha
	3 Royals plus 1 - three What are you doing, my dear??.... by white_tiger0226
	Attention, Neopia! Wonder what kind of trimmer you could use for that... by chemoi
	Mustache or Toupee? Hmm. by 0turtle
	Sneezles - Dangerous Avatar? Please be considerate to the babies. D: by kittytoes
	Battle Potatoes: April Fools! One of the more dangerous pranks to play... Idea by __questions__ by ivie_outrage
	Talk About Random Doctor! Doctor! by buizelmaniac
	The Crazy Pets Who is the cutest of them all... Certainly not Octonary! by cameron_and_aspen
	Hotel Woes Best find them some real food quick. Written by wiccan_wolf by industrial
	Insanity Crew Chias- Even healthy for Vegetarian Lupes by nadrianathebeast
	Best Dressed ...and that Xweetok? by doomsays_
	Defenders of a Feather 2/4 "Evil Genius" and "Creative Genius" are two very different things... by charybdis7
	Pint-Sized Something ~Magical~ happens every time a Cybunny wishes you Happy Easter... by lachtaube
	Capsule Relapse Oh, the joys of going to the NC Mall ~ by inuyashalover363
	the dark side It's a mystery.... by vira8
	Usuls Plus One - Vampires Rawr. by maraqua_berry
	Biscuit Blues What happened to the new Biscuit Gelert? Poor thing... by buffylemon
	Spotted Issues It seems as though the real world doesn't necessarily connect with Neopia... by turtle787
	No Sugar I'll give you a hint. by pawz11
	Murasaki Moments - Item of Doom Pt.1 Hooray for the Art Gallery! by shmozie
	Speak No More So I guess you could consider it, literally, fish outta water. by laehlani
	Islander Tails ~ Easter Edition Finders' keepers? Also by sethcrocodile by augiboo7
	Mud Coffee Makes me wonder how she got them. by goron0000
	A Neo Look... At Forgetting What you don't know... by jewelia52
	Spooky Shh, I'm in disguise! by ghostkomorichu
	April Fools Happy birthday? by allison_kitty11
	Neopian Anomaly That’s what you get for badmouthing your opponent. by lizica166
	One Fish, Two Fish I can practically smell the testosterone. by fish_puddle
	Chokatotic - Fool Me Once... Are you calling me a fool?? by lilbluespoons
	Land of Pacman Circular reasoning? by pacmanite
	Snip Snip Do they even sell these?! Idea by newmoon653 by _razcalz_
	Ghostchasers The story started with the Woods. by tamia_silverwing
	Something Smells Fishie Don't try to take more than one omelette. Sabre-X is scary! by luckyfishie
	The Negg's Chase Can you find where I've hidden the Red Plastic Negg? by airlineer
	Clashing Colours - Easter Edition A Cool Negg is worth 450k on the Trading Post. by ringb
	The Happiest Quiggle No, it's white. And about to start turning red. by nut862
	Cheesy Jokes Well... my new career as a comic writer... by cheesetwo__ff
	The Nostril Maybe I'm not the only one who likes Grarrl's Snot Spices! :D by mudiikip
	In the Name of Science The most villainous of all? by lombre
	Misty Street 41, Shenkuu The poor Cybunny had no idea about Easter... by maryboszy
	Who's the Boss? CANDY. by mhchristine
	The Hunt for Glowing Slymook The last challenge in finding the elusive Glowing Slymook is the toughest of them all... by pinotes
	The Renegade Comic - Roped In Stranger things have happened in Shenkuu... ;) by renegade_kitty

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"Magic and Mustaches" by vanessa1357924680
"Mr. Leemer won't know what hit him," the yellow Aisha murmured, squeezing the end of a pipet so that a green droplet of Boiled Baggus dangled from the tip, threatening to fall into the grey concoction boiling in a test tube beneath him. "This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!" With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling...

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A Very Hairy Faerie Day
Faeries are people, just like any mortal, with all the flaws and virtues that entails.

So really, it's not at all surprising what happened on one fateful day when things got a bit hairy...

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Magic and Mustaches
"This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!"

With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling potion. The brew turned bright orange--

by vanessa1357924680

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A Mutant Easter
I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items.

by mamasimios

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Scaredy-cat's Guide to Surviving the Fool's Day
The 1st of April is here, and all of the Neopians prepare for it in their own special way.

by chilly888

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Two
He hadn't had that reaction to the station in years. His body had adjusted to the lighter gravity here.

by kittengriffin

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The Winds of Change: Part Three
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