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Issue: 391 | 8th day of Hunting, Y11

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	Random Events in Neopia 8 I clearly asked the waiter to hold the Poogles. by spirited_dolphin
	The Ghost Lupe's Pet Peeve I wonder why the Ghost Lupe hates Mystery Island so much...? Script by geestelijk by silver_polecat
	Evil Fuzzle - BOO! Another one for your gallery! Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Anger Management Erm... Story by pafc_will by 0rbiit
	The Treasure I have found a dubloon! Idea by leosponge by marivitri
	HOOPLA! : Customisation cough by _pokemon12_63
	Finally! Just what she deserves! by misshamsterlover
	Changing Times What ever happened to the good 'ol days? by rejenerated
	Say... CHEESE! The dung power-up is invincible! by maryboszy
	Fuzzeh Logic: Meerca Chase! Well, THAT didn't go over too well... by jackjack1234
	This & That Hey! What happened to all my neopoints?! by niquacoolk
	Running Brass #1 Warning: Includes an angry Skeith! by laikhu
	Meepit vs Hasee? When meepits want in... by lonekita
	Petpet Problems II It's a petpet! Yays! by ratcake
	Wardrobe War Oh no you didn't! by moonlit_fantasty
	Snow Day Blues Starring Fyrenar the fire Lupe. :) by kristine_uno86
	Rightside Down Oh no, where will we get the maps!? by cheeperstheowl
	My Owner: The Zombie Don't you love it? by pouritoto
	Neopest BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. by bugeyedthing
	Neopian Antics #4: Snowager Blues Feel a bit chilly though. by ahqua
	Kad Kraze! mew by grandiosity
	The Cap'n and His Dubloons I mean, he MUST have a LOT of dubloons... by amelia_124
	Just Another Normal Day I thought I told you to go before we got here... by catcloud9
	I HATE Mondiis! "Cheer up, emo pet!" by rawrthedinosaur
	Oh no you didn't!!! I don't stop having bad luck! by bi32758
	Napkin? World of Neopia by loroserrano
	Wickedly Deranged: The Beginning A deranged Baby Buzz and her Mutant Aisha counterpart... help me.... by hali12114721767
	Simple Demands: A Hairless Situation Not bald; Just thin hair! by warriorsluverdbook
	Head in the Clouds You said you need wings to fly? by xjnfx
	ROARR! This is what's happening if you make a fire pet angry... by happymoon109
	Light House Life Sorry, but we are currently out. by louishooper
	Spooky Flowers don't stay nice in the Haunted Woods! by ghostkomorichu

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"The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks" by mezvi_the_shnooky
Hilly heaved a sigh, stood up and looked over the socks laid out on the floor. There were no matches. Single socks simply spread out on the sunshine yellow floor. Socks of all colors, stripes, spots and polka dots. There was a yellow sock with purple dots and a purple sock with yellow dots, a bright rainbow striped and a dark rainbow stripe, but no match. The poor socks were simply alone...

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Brother
Today was a very special day, but Abigail seriously doubted that her brother knew.

by o_liveandlearn_o

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Mirror, Mirror
Everyone, no matter what, has self-worth. And if you don't believe me - just look into a magic mirror!

Also by grapesourhorse

by chirigami

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How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things
Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane

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Applesick
Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.

by black_sunset01

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The Wish: Part Four
I stopped at Kiko Lake. My wings were tired, and I couldn't fly another inch. The baby Zafara was sleeping in my arms...

by newmoon653

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The One about Lightmites: Part Two
The servants could not be more inviting or benevolent in their acceptance of me. They speak not of my grandfather, 'tis true, but that is most understandable...

by jack_skelling10

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