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Issue: 368 | 14th day of Storing, Y10

Comics

	Cuz Schise Likes Snowy... Schise really likes Snowy. Unfortunately, not everyone can share his feelings... by sue_sa
	The Horrors of Neoquest, part two On second thought... by kalvaja
	Notions and Nonsense Just because it's free, doesn't mean it's cheap! Also by patjade by achdut
	The Story of a Wig -- Part 2 Unfortunately, sleek hair will frizz when the air is humid and wet... by mythical_book
	Palmplat Perils Thanks for reading! by larkspurlane
	The Hero Society - #10 ...In which a plan, very, VERY slowly, begins to form. by bearcatt
	Last Minute Substitute What will they do?! Art by taz_241590 by __lyra152__
	I Bet You Win! A poogle race will start in a few minutes! Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Tastes Delicious An apple a day keeps the doctor away... er... maybe. by greenflavouredink
	I Like Usuls 5 balance by janebellefontaine
	Ever Wonder? Neopets are not liable for Grundos who get sick in participation. by tangaar
	Sillyness Tyrannia makes you forget things. by ehnnie25
	Safe Deposit Even the infamous thieves of Neopia respect some rules... by duelmasterp
	Pile of Soot in No Time Wazzaa. by twingman
	Revenge of the Neggs! New game! by lestatishot
	The Power of Words Where does your owner say you live? Idea by tirilia by lap_ghost
	Paint Responsibly This has been your friendly public service announcement. by seegensays
	Resourcefulness! ... kind of. by shukaku13
	Kadventures - College Paper Where did I put that paper!? Also by tinkx by blaumann
	The Kacheek Siblings - Fishing Bet I'll eat my tail! by adorable_chao_10
	Tiny But Tough - Ouch. At least she tried... by crazy_kathy
	Avatar Collecter Turmaculus - You need this avatar. by wirlhwind
	My Pea Chia at Play PeaWee has a very active imagination indeed! by toffeedatepudding
	We're Different (the good kind!) by neodragonangel
	Unexpected Visitors All Peas welcome! Also by dutchese159 by suzerz
	The Secrets of Wingoball The only REAL way to play Wingoball... by gurl_of_revenge
	Strictly Mediocre?! -Sparta kick'd- by iceangel181092
	Chibi Doodlez Look, a dragon! by sitaya
	Silly Old Birds III Here's Pigglia! by jadentearz
	Ping Pong - Slimy Scamanders A slimy Scamander slithers over this page... by jo_and_soph
	Freedom to the Funny Pages Please, don't toss your cookies. by nickulla
	blaaaaaaaah. The Snowager chases two Carrot Chias~! OH NOEZ! by triplemew
	Fuzzeh Logic: The Food Shop! Does THAT answer your question? XD by jackjack1234
	Insanity- Goodie Bag I don't trust that... by flameblanket
	Never Trust Jhudora Maybe next time I should just do her quests... by lightgiver12345
	Spooky About a Lost Desert Paint Brush by ghostkomorichu
	Toilet Paper Scraps :: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 9 is a difficult number... by friedcheekin

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To Twist A Tongue

Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...

Other Stories

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Fyora's Mission
"She's auditioning apprentices!"

by petulapig

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Shift and Trixie, and Also Kee
"I'M the one doing all the dirty illegal work; I expect to at least get a decent paintbrush!"

by hidden_cloak

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Bounce Your Way to Glory!
Welcome, one and all, to the practical, no-nonsense guide of one of the most fun games in Neopia.

by sakhz

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The Neolodge Files
The clean, corporate building with the fountain out front looks innocent enough.

by nonobow

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Eight
The day of the challenge dawned bright and early. Already, palace servants were setting up one of the dueling courts.

by kit_3_3_3

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Some Kind of Superstar: Part Nine
That interview was a disaster. It's never going to be broadcast and if it was, it would completely cripple my career. Sean's right...

by icegirl_sara

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