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Issue: 345 | 30th day of Hunting, Y10

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	Just Crazy Can you not see my artistic genius?!?! by empoleon07
	The Class of '08 Part Ten I know! I know! by _dead_meat_x_
	What Not To Eat Even when you're hungry... some things just aren't meant to be in your mouth. Concept by fulerer by taz_241590
	All Because of a Cookie Ever wondered why Dr. Frank Sloth and the Space Faerie are arch enemies? Well, it all began when they were little... by iiteru
	The Bad Part About Being a Fire Peophin deep breath by scarvogue
	Cyntia & Mac See what happens if you're too greedy and chocolate painted.. by super_princess_peach
	Medical Tree: Glowing Jelly Warning: Consuming glowing jelly may be potentially dangerous for your health. by leetmango
	Why Can't I Have Nice Things? Now if only I could use the Lost Desert Paintbrush... by ginseytea
	Restocking - Tip One: Stay Alert! Not yet. by jellybeanott
	.Blue. Good ol' fishing vortex... by wortwortwort
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 2 The tiny details are amazing. Also by arethd by silverskink
	Hesitantly Potential Fabric softener + Pteri = ? by kitty_kat3035
	Shouldn't He Dissolve? But how?! by nancy_drew_obsessed
	Baneful Birds (Gelert Style) Wonder where that Pile of Bones is? The one you put on your Gelert? Here's your answer! by snowickle_111
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 1 A good set of weapons is always costly... by lawrence_189
	Please, Stop Using Babaa Wool Babaas look sweet... but can be evil too. ;-) by cindy_girl1987
	Light House Life (shocking issue) Believe it or not: Rini actually learned something. by louishooper
	Hot Air Rises, Gold Air Sinks ...look out below! :D by natasha_nguyen
	Apple Dumplings That was nice, but I am still hungry. by doopingla
	Who said I was sweet? And he never went back again... by icesmith
	Inflation Buying a Meowclops? Think again. by footiestar4eva
	Poor Parlax 1 You too? by fwipinator
	Neopian Nonsense - Stinky Business Welcome to the NC Mall! by ilovehyrule
	Warped! Now with more shine! by naekiri
	SparrowHawk's Days Fishing Pains. I'm sure this happens to most of us. by dragonslore_ii
	Maya & Minki - A Helping Hand What a great thing to do... with not so great results! :o by manisha_3_3
	The Valley of Spam Oohh how cute. by chichikokoyamma
	Tuskaninny Predicament Starring: That Tuskaninny from Cliffhanger. by periodicage
	Jealous Much? Yes, your Usuki dolls are ALIVE! Bwahaha! by toffeedatepudding
	It's a Lupe's Life So Hungry! by untitled_note
	Neopian Shorts - sigh I don't think you quite understand what I mean... by kitokat_mh
	Moments of Insanity Now what about... by paopu_fruit134

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"Pride, Prose, and Princes" by dancingpetal
It wasn't at all as intimidating as I'd imagined. Except for the designer clothing and the occasional glitter of a 500 carat diamond watch or necklace, it looked like any old upper-class garden party. Another uniformed attendant, a Yurble this time, noticed me. "Name, Miss?"

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Sold Out For A Prize
There was another rumble and flash of light...

by lonnikins

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A Song for the Faerie Queen
I don't want you to mess it up. Morgan opted to keep that thought unspoken. "How about you go visit Mr. Baxley and see if the oven's ready?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Sibling's Guide to Taking Villains Lightly
There is hope. Stop the villainy before it escalates.

by daddysbookbutterfly

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Neopets Are For Life
You might think faerie Aishas are the prettiest pets on all of Neopets for a few months, but what happens when you get bored of the colour?

by nyxienyx

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The Rebel's Heart: Part Three
"You are my daughter and a Princess. I don't want anything to happen to you. You may never forget that you are a Princess first..."

by ewagon

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I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part Four
Listening to the chattering of the crew, he learned that Captain Bloodscar was still on deck, steering the ship ever closer to Maraqua...

by stingjc

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