Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 336 | 28th day of Running, Y10

Comics

	The Class of '08 Part Two 8 characters. 1 winner... by _dead_meat_x_
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Faerieland Omelette Drawing a comic? by seahorsepond
	Islandlubbers Who are you, the grammar police? by cyaneus
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.1 Mmm... soup... by lawrence_189
	TheOneThatGoesWoof gets a job ...but for how long? by pippylouise
	Appearance Issues How can I show my face in the Battledome like this? by kalvaja
	Medical Tree: Cure 1 Do you know how much those cost? Pets these days... by leetmango
	Gleba's Adventures! This time... with an unhappy Kiko! by happyhaz
	Neopups Can you sign your name in the dark? by coshi_dragonite
	Something Has Happened! A mad HUNGRY pirate captain.. by redish_green
	Smycks' Tales #8 Yooyuball problems by helmfinland
	Koteex's Life - Traitor Reading comics can have consequences. :D by cevierakasky
	Uncommon Situations It is not easy to be a newbie. Art by ximera by palis_5
	Lemonade? I'll pass. by kevinlin1216
	Shopkeepers at War And this is why the Health Food Store isn't placed next to the Pharmacy... by lolly_happy
	Ghostly Hiding Place Not the most well-thought out plan a Cybunny's ever had. by serebii251
	Petpet Perils - First Impressions Oh the many fun things you can do with petpets... by fireplayer25
	Brynnfyre Gone Fishing by _moonsfire_
	Wicked Wocky Wobble Whoaa... WHoooaaaa!... WHooOOooAAaa!!! by sweeteepiiiie
	Bloopers Are you thinking what I'm thinking? by doglvr888
	Aerodynamic? Observe. by mycatdog
	Neoschool Troubles Now that Neoschools are finally open... you have to feel a bit sorry for the Teachers. by tootsiekitty_
	Budget I didn't like the idea of going to schoool... by ssjelitegirl
	NeoSteps It's tough being a neopet. by afevis
	Terror of the Neoschools Neoschools are finally open! by twocents
	First Day Jitters! Argghhh!?! Whose carrot is that?!?! by xiceangelzx
	One Fish, Two Fish What classes should I sign up for? by fish_puddle
	Unadventurous Adventures: Neoschool Begins Teacher's Pet Script by water_park1993 by nativsis
	Amikarashui #9 NeoSchool Nonsense by bluecloud300
	Sweet as a Rotten Apple We never saw that Kiko student again... by fruitcupandspoons
	Random Something: Neoschool is here! So much homework... by silvermare200
	Blibby the Blibble HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	Mr. Meepit goes to Neoschool There's a reason meepits aren't allowed in Neoschool... by doody_duty
	A Neopian History Lesson: Lupes and Chias Out shopping. Written by jrtluver1994 by doggybells
	NeoSchool Tip #114 Tips for school supplies... by shaddykins
	Just Click to Read This is why Mr. Lupid is always splattered in paint... by buzzbuzz_g27
	April Fool's! Ha Ha~! by lil_myle
	Spooky Psst! by ghostkomorichu
	Notions and Nonsense Neoschool Acid Test, be sure to take notes! Script by patjade by tamia_silverwing

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Neoschool Know-It-Alls

That's right. You know they exist! You've seen Sarah, that stuck-up Zafara who runs the Help Desk, right? And what about AAA, that Blumaroo who brags to the point of physical pain? Let's not forget Lisha, that brainy little kid who tries to hog Jeran all to herself, to the wrath of many a fangirl. So, I'm sure you're now asking yourself, 'how will I ever keep myself from seeming to be a know-it-all?' A very good question indeed! However, not all of you readers out there need to worry about being seen as a know-it-all in Neoschool...

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The Joy of Writing
Mrs. Owen looked at her students filing in her classroom and sliding into their seats. Some were carrying just a notebook and pencil...

by jdb1984

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Adventures of the April Fool's Faerie
Jhudora, Faerie of the Dark and Unpleasant, trembling before a little spyder? It would be like Sloth and that pink underwear fiasco...

by goosher

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Top Eight NeoQuest Monsters (by coolness)
Neoquest. It's an old, fun, HTML based game...

by 5ilence

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A Confused Neopian's Guide to Buying Neoschool Items
You need to find the perfect school outfit, decide what classes you want your pets to take, and find school supplies...

by kittygirl5170

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The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part One
She was excited. This was the day they would finally move to the Lost Desert. She had dreamed of it all her life, and now it was finally happening...

by kirsche474

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Chronicles of the Shadow Princess I - Truth and Lies: Part Three
Dawn entered her father's room. The door closed silently behind her and she looked across the room at King Frederic...

by nagara_and_samarae

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