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Issue: 333 | 7th day of Running, Y10

Comics

	Switched, part 5 It was nice of Illusen... by ssjelitegirl
	Comic Relief - Fashion Don't Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through the world of Neopia. [Chapter 1 - Episode 5] Also by amyishh by hoeiva
	Talk About Random - "The Reunion: Part 4" The reunion concludes, but the fun is just getting started... by buizelmaniac
	Who Is More Evil? Sloth vs. the Darkest Faerie! by nodesofranvier
	CrazyComix: Hurrah! Field Trip! Uh... eww? by samantha13_rose
	Playing with food It must be hard for all moms in Neopia to raise their kids... by 5thrider
	Pet Kicks Club 1) Where does Dr. Sloth come from? by gelert548
	NOT WANTED- Flotsam? It must be magic. by monstirmon
	Cookie Crumbs Boys. NEVER leave your sisters alone at the NC Mall. by anna_waters
	INSERT YOUR SPIFFY TITLE HERE Always check the forecast, even if you live in the tropics. (Because swim trunks and frostbite don't mix.) by meepitluver
	Creepy Bunny Face! Gonna getcha! by crystalcat10488
	Spooky, Slightly Smaller Can I play? by ghostkomorichu
	It's Money in the Bank QTHoneyB goes into the Neopian Bank... Also by patjade by zewq
	/dev/null At least he's not a Mutant Kougra? by umbrellux
	Qnde & Szoo: How to get rid of Boochi Based on a true story... by shubi5
	On The East Coast I have a question... by eastcoastbabe
	WOOSH! Invasion Of Meridell is amazing! You only need to use your imagination. by _fontain_faerie_
	Symol Hole Slapdown And I always thought Petpets bounced! ...Oh well, there's always tomorrow! by dragontamerreborn
	Maraquan Mishaps How can there be a fire underwater? by diamond_mist29
	Forest Bound This happenes more often than you think. by izzybellaw
	Progressive Stupidity A biscuit paint brush! by invader_chloemew
	Problems with Reading Problem #1 - Smoke Alarms by saffyangelis
	Ghost Stories #2 Aren't flash games fun? Yes. Yes they are. by bigpig105
	Dubloon Disaster? Aktumiku learns what it truely means to have the fabled "dubloon disaster"... by leetmango
	Pointless Nonsense - Soup Kitchen Here, have some soup! by petfriendamy
	Letters to the Editor When letters to the Editor go wrong. by _mynci_89
	I love you so much... I just wanted to tell you. by cheribie
	Fatherhood Zzzz... by xxbeater
	Mediocre Mynci! Why did we hire this guy??? by popolopolis_the_3rd_
	Little Stone Pond Sheng's Birthday Gift (Part Three) by stonepond
	ACME tNT - #2 Customize your era! by deathwillfall
	Feepit Frenzy #9 Off to a supermarket... by fariy287
	Woes #4 - Hunger So... hungry... by fire_princess433
	Usuki Dolls - Dangerous? Confiscated! by gymnast515
	Anyone Else Been Noticing the Lack of... Sloth Time! :D by chary92
	Happy Gelert Day! New color? by konayukii

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Neopia Divided: Sloth

Neopia itself is heated with debate over the Sloth war. Could the repercussions of this divide reach farther than this single war and tear our world apart? As all-out extraterrestrial warfare intensifies, it is apparent that Neopia is not united against Sloth. A poll taken this month shows that approximately 55% of Neopians support Sloth's invasion efforts. While the population is split in two, both sides are...

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Meepit Juice Break On Zen Mode
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Neopian Fashion Guide to Backgrounds
You've customized your pet to perfection... but now what? You can't leave that pet floating in a white void!

by soaringeagle25

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Shay Peters and the Frivolous Fashionista: Part Five
I needed to get somewhere safe, somewhere I could plan how I was going to get myself out of this...

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by sirussblack

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The Fall and Rise of Sycaria: Part One
"Who are you?" he demanded. "I told the guards outside that we were not to be disturbed..."

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