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Issue: 328 | 1st day of Awakening, Y10

Comics

	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.2 Some games are pretty dangerous... by lawrence_189
	All in a Day's Work The old MSPPs think the re-draws were a GREAT idea. =) by _razcalz_
	unsmartable They may not be the brightest Curious Sticks of Lethal Wax in the box, but I love my grundos. by easydamsel
	Poor Mutant Buzz A nice little Buzzer tries to cheer up a sad Mutant Buzz... by silent_hawk_wings
	I wanna be.... About Xweezell's wishlist Also by black_kisa by ximera
	Xweetok Popstar Earrings Poor Amy just can't get what she wants. by elexa56575
	Bad Influences The truth behind Tiki Tack Tombola prizes... by kzoolaur
	Baby Tales: The Beginning (Part 1) Yay! I'm going to be painted!! by jamloljam
	TRAODAF: Fruit Machine An occupational hazard of working for a game of chance... by gabeedragon
	The Evaluation of Insanity #2 I'm glad we can't. by the_foster_home235
	von Roo Zzz...Wha...? Also by dragon_girl7377_7 by kevinlin1216
	Some Fountain Courtesy Please It is time we spared a thought for the poor Fountain Faerie... by astrogrilledveggie
	Amikarashui #6 "Petpet Ponderings" by bluecloud300
	Cheesie Ouch... That's going to hurt in the morning... by amziie
	Newfangled- Plushie Problems Oh! Looks fun... by dragon_loyalty
	Freak-out - Sister Trouble Get me outta this comic! by ichigostars
	Inkhorn: Outdated Metal detected. by akamuse
	Cool Rule Borrow? by sarika_ambrielle
	And thy Jelly Pwns Never underestimate edible and non-existent beings who can expand their bodies. by dark_wil
	The One that Got Away! Quick, throw it back! Written by geneames1 by summerschilde
	Kadoatie-Wannabe Woes Whoever made up the name 'Kadoatie-wannabe'... by fjant
	Ashtar & Mok - Spoon What's wrong? by decalis
	Uber Fuzzy... Socks! Don't be silly! Those are socks, not stockings! by deluxe_cheeseburger
	And the Rest... Okay, that's enough gratitude. o.o by zutaragirl
	Dealing With Lunch ...warning, petpets may disappear. by neofeather
	L00py-Snowmucher Well, they HAVE to go too, don't they? by pichupet101
	Training Special humming by greenladysoap
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 3 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Light House Life Fun and profit by louishooper
	That's Weird... How NOT to Haggle by __cuti3patooti3__
	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff What are the odds? Also by hakuryu_86 by zewq
	Comic Relief (Episode 2.1 - The Snowman) Join Puck, Zu, and Tod on their (mis)adventures around Neopia. Also by autbum by hoeiva
	New Year! This is going to be a good year. by kittycat517947
	Fuzzy Funnies Wow... by miranwestrell
	Welcome To My Life 3. Play :D by jambammer

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"Never Ever Forever" by annie9867
I got up off the ground and tried to pull myself together. But I couldn't stop myself from bawling my eyes out as they got on the oversized sled, for the boarding school they all had received scholarships for was in Terror Mountain. They sang merrily with the other neopets as the sled pulled away, and I...

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The Real Lassie
Did Caz really think she'd been in Neopia long enough to have a third pet?

by carys1994

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Gooples: Off the Cone
Gooples come in many colors and styles. They do not come in purple. If your prospective petpet is purple, it's a frozen snack.

by perdita136

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Do Neopet Owners Feed Their Neopets Anymore?
The website was solely based on Neopets. And now we are taking them for granted- using them as a pass to get into the games and webbies.

by hiimhere11

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Confessions of an Heiress: Part Three
Taite was caught off guard when Kiran marched upstairs to her room, opened the door, and allowed the other two girls to enter. She did, however, promptly close and lock the door as soon as everyone entered...

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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Ten
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